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shawnie poo

so cute and dreamy, and likes grub.
by anonymous March 5, 2022
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shawnie poo

so cute and dreamy, and he likes grub
by anonymous March 5, 2022
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Shawn

A Shawn is HANDS DOWN the sweetest creature in existence. Just looking into his eyes takes your breath away. His smile cures all pain and fixes every ill you have. There is no man on this earth like him. Shawn's are very tall, (almost like a tree you want to climb!), extremely considerate and thoughtful, you will never have enough of a Shawn.

You will find yourself with ants in your pants to speak with him and when he finally comes down from castle in his famous sleepy hair to greet you, you will find yourself without words. 🥺
I lo...😍😍😍😍😍😍 *faints*!
Girl 1: I was sooooo paranoid to speak to Shawn for so long due to his intense intelligence. I was sure he was the stealthiest cop imaginable. Or some sort of UN representative.. I'm also fairly sure hes married..I mean how could he not be taken!??? 🥴🥺🥺🥺
He could have ANY JOB! ANY WOMAN!! PURE TALENT!!!
And those ULTIMATE blue-green JIZZ EYES!!!! 😍😍😍
Girl 2: Wtf DUDE?! Why would such a sexy cop even talk to you, you are not special! You're also a pure nutcase!

Girl 1: I know, I thought I was being taken by the CIA. :3 😵 💫😍 Literally he knows what I'm THINKING!

Girl 1: Oh God, I could just die now, he looked this way!!!!!!!! 😭 🥴
by Sexy$secure March 8, 2022
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Shawnism

The belief to be fucking disgusting and ugly!
Person 1: Do you believe in Shawnism?
Person 2: No, I'm not fucking ugly and disgusting.
by Shawn is ugly March 9, 2022
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shawndale

A sexy motherfucker with racks on deck. Big sick big mind big attitude. Allow entry at your own risk.
Shawndale put that shit down last night.
by Liljoshy704 March 9, 2022
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Shawn

Ex . Black person: hi Shawn

Shawn: go back to your home country
by Hdlsndldndd March 9, 2022
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shawn lee torres

Aka Paco put a condom on #88 super white guy super funny super sweet and super fine and tall
That mother fucking Shawn Lee Torres is always taken...
by RiskyBuizness March 10, 2022
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