jew shower

The act of cupping a fart in your hand and forcefully holding over another persons mouth and nose.

Tommy Jew showered me earlier and I thought I was going to blackout.

by Caucasian Asian October 13, 2015

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Bohemian shower

The act of rubbing deodorant all over oneself in place of taking an actual fucking shower.

1.) I woke up late for school, so I had to take a bohemian shower.

2.) I'm a filthy hippy, so I had to take a bohemian shower

3.) I live in Flint, Michigan, so I had to take a bohemian shower.

by Hellspwn October 7, 2016

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circle shower

When you and a group of pals all need to take a shower, so you shower relay, circling in and out of the shower and taking turns for each step (shampooing, rinsing, etc.)

"Wow, we all need to shower tonight?? Anyone for a circle shower to save water?"

by Savvykc July 3, 2016

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Hot shower time machine

When one is playing video games and they claim they are getting offline to take a shower and they do not return online for 5 or more days.

"I'll be right back guys gonna go take a hot shower time machine"
"Okay see you next week man"

by Tkroll24 May 15, 2016

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Horizontal Shower

The phenomena experienced when you are abruptly woken in stranger's tub; usually by the owner of said tub, after a party you won't remember, with the water on cold.

That asshole gave me a Horizontal Shower.

Harsh buddy, you were just drunk and threw up everywhere but in the toilet, WTF's his problem...

by Greubar April 26, 2017

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