Ditch Shits

Emergency road side diarrhea without toilet paper

I was travelling home and I couldn't make it to the washroom, I needed to make ditch shits.

by sarcastabytch January 1, 2020

Windows Shitsa

See shit.

It's not Windows Vista, it's Windows Shitsa!

by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (._.) May 11, 2020

Milky shits

When you drink too much milk

"I've drank too much milk, I've now got the milky shits"

by Sauce_Monkey October 3, 2020

Slingin Shits

To be Slingin Shits in the 15th hole porta potty

Hey Jack is Slingin Shits in that porta potty!

by ShitSlinger69 November 2, 2020

express shits

Also widely known as diarrhea. Can cause extreme discomfort and a hefty laundry bill with embarrassment if not careful.

Man, look at the brown stains on that guy. He must not have known he had the express shits!!

by Matman1984 November 29, 2020

caffeine shits

The act of drinking a caffeinated beverage, then soon after having to shit.
Also referred to as Caffeinated Shits; Caff Shits, coffee shits.

Person 1: I just chugged a redbull and now it feels like an avalanche of shit is rupturing inside me!
Person 2: That’s what the Caffeine Shits will do to you.

by XxRoar2009xX January 14, 2021

drippy shits

Diarrhea

Yoooo i jus blew up the toilet, i got the drippy shits

by Jahsin1489 January 27, 2021