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Occum’s hammer

The explanation that requires the fewest challenges to mediating position
(A play on ‘when your only tool is a hammer, you see everything as nails)
Plus a hammer is blunt and at the opposite end of precision to a razor.
Rob: the health service is broken because it’s woke
Rob: the prisons are broken because of woke
Rob: schools are broken because they’re woke
Rob: I can’t get a girlfriend because woke

Me: boy, that rob sure does like to swing occum’s hammer
by eddie would go June 21, 2025
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SNAP Scammer

A scumbag who collects SNAP benefits and take food from the mouth of children while they’re actually a Millionaire hiding their assets in a Family Trust. Also a Rabid Trump Supporter.
That SNAP Scammer is such a piece of shit, they’re a fucking Millionaire!
by No Mercy July 7, 2025
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Poly scammerous

1. A person who pretends to be polyamorous but uses it as a cover for manipulation, cheating, or exploiting others emotionally or financially.
2. Someone who enters multiple relationships under false pretenses, misrepresenting intentions, commitments, or availability.
3. A satirical or humorous label for people who weaponize “openness” in relationships to avoid accountability.
• “He said he was poly, but it turns out he was just poly scammerous—lying to everyone and making it look like it was all ethical.”
• “Watch out for poly scammerous types; they talk about freedom but ghost you the moment you ask for clarity.”
by MellowServices336 July 30, 2025
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speedway slammer

When the baby oil is lovingly applied to the anus, enabling extremely fast rear entry.
With JD's help, Donald encouraged Agent Mackey to give Satan a nice Speedway Slammer.
by RhondaSantis666 August 8, 2025
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Thor's Hammer Dilemma

(n) When a sole character uses a trait or object that needs a specific criterion to be met in order for it to be used or wielded, when in actuality many other characters possess the same criteria and thus should be able to also use or wield it. Case in point, Marvel's Thor and his hammer, Mjolnir.

Becomes more glaring when characters who should be able to use the trait or object are shown to not be able to.
Jake: "I have a sword that can only be used by those with a pure heart, great wisdom, and the pursuit of justice. You can try to use it Lloyd, but I doubt you'll muster it..."

Oh. Well, Lloyd also has those attributes, he's honestly better than Jake in terms of wisdom, so he should be able to use that sword.

Lloyd: "Urgh! I can't pick it up!"

Are you fucking kidding me... Another Thor's Hammer Dilemma? Can't these writer's just make these weapons work via DNA or make the surrounding characters less similar?
by theonewhoflops September 20, 2025
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Proxy d Spammer

He is extremely kind and always compassionate. Puts others first before himself, but still manages to have a thoughtful opinion and holds true to his beliefs. The best boyfriend a girl could ever ask for. Beautiful eyes, great body, FANTASTIC hair, impeccably dressed. Extremely intelligent. Knows so much about the world and the people around him. He's attracted to enemies and foes..

Could talk to him for hours about nothing. Very mature for his age. He knows what he wants and how to get it. Someone you will always want to have by your side-- your life will change once you meet him.
Im so in love with Proxy.
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by IamProxy February 5, 2020
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penis door hinge slammer

call someone a penis door hinge slammer if they have a 50ae desert eagle rammed into the roof of their mouth and then they will turn around suck your dick the slam it in a door hinge and swallow the snapped of bit of erect penis, hence the name
damn tommy is such a penis door hinge slammer
by CheeseCake420e October 28, 2020
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