what 99,8% of all guys are...cannot look beyond someones looks, brain washed by society, normally they are really gullable obviouse people, they are the opposite of deep..watch too much day time talk shows/ reality tv umm and dont no who edgar allen poe is lol um i dunno!
Jen: woah hes hot
Kate: ya but hes a real jerk and hes raped a girl before
Jen: oh well im going for him..did i mension hes hot?
months later we read jen is raped and chopped up...she was shallow lol (that is not a true story) probably has happend..meh
Kate: ya but hes a real jerk and hes raped a girl before
Jen: oh well im going for him..did i mension hes hot?
months later we read jen is raped and chopped up...she was shallow lol (that is not a true story) probably has happend..meh
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Catch the nearest flight to Russia.
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