schmord

To flip your shit while in a complete rage.

Only when said rage causes you to shart

The boss is gonna schmord when she gets back and finds out that I didn't find a granite company.

by theswazi August 17, 2008

Schmohe

One classy motherfucker who tends to be awkward in social situations but makes up for it in interesting fashion choices and delicious vegan baked goods.

What a Schmohe that Gerald is with his goldenrod blazer and package-clinging daisy dukes!

by Joan Baez October 17, 2008

Schmoffo Bunny

noun. A small fictitious rabbit whom is constantly happy and drinks coffee. As a personification of one's first cup of coffee in the morning. All it can say is 'Schmoffo.'

"I'm so happy I think I'm seeing Schmoffo Bunny's."

by leasi February 18, 2009

Schmoodle Bug

That super fly girl friend. The Homegirl that you just dig being around. A schmoodle bug is the chillest chick you know.

"That sister Eva, She's my schmoodle bug. She keeps it real"

by DFON March 4, 2009

schmoofter

an inslut given to one, meaning a shit-poofter
can also be used in a friendly sense, such as:
hows it going ya big schmoofter?

what a schmoofter

by who sucks donkey dick October 25, 2009

schmooker

After-birth of a cat.

schmooker

by pqlamx October 31, 2009

schmoyle

verb (used without object)
To do a lot of nothing at any given time or place while being convinced you are getting a lot accomplished.

Word Origin & History:
2010 (implied in schmoyling), derived from Yiddish Language tense, schmoyling around or to schmoyle.

Pronounced (SH-MOY-IL or (SH-MOY-IL-ING)

All he does is schmoyle around and gets nothing accomplished.

stop schmoyling around and get to work!

by jiggy jay February 15, 2010