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santaception

The act of Santa implanting false memories of buying gifts into the minds of parents to convince them that they are leaving the presents for the kids.
Joey: Hey why do my parents tell me they get me the gifts and that you're not real!?

Santa: Santaception young lad, santaception!
by radio_punch October 28, 2013
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Santa Ana

Ghetto city in Orange County, I lived there for a few years. Bad traffic, Over-populated, High Crime, Sketchy People, Worst place to get a girlfriend (pregnant if not soon to be), Murders/Stabbings, Too many gangs
Santa Ana Dude: Hey did you hear that she boned so and so behind his back?

Santa Ana Dude 2: Yeah, Don't say anything though and lets pretend to be his friend so he can take us to partys
by Tu Padre April 14, 2012
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santa

santa
satan
same letters, same guy...
by steph January 2, 2004
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black santa

fat bois who bring food everywhere and eat. must have big man titties
nick: who is that?
me: oh that’s black santa with his fat-fuck-food
by noahhayes November 30, 2019
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is santa real

No he's just a lonely fuckboi sitting in his parents basement waiting for Christmas eve so he can"give them gifts" but really will just kidnap them then rapes them because of how fucking poor and lonely he is. What a fucking douche bag am I right or am I right? But seriously he's a total piece of 💩that should:💩+🔫=💀 commit fucking homocide.
I don't know is santa real but the urban dictionary will know if he's real and give us an accurate discription of what he's like.
by Fucboi mcgee December 12, 2017
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SantaJesus

The all purpose festive God. He tramps all other Gods.
SantaJesus is the superior deity above all other.
Child: "Can Santa really fly?"

Mother: "No. But SantaJesus can"
by Gnome113 December 29, 2010
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santabeardfuxpert

A person who is an expert at fucking Santa Claus right in the beard.
Glenn is a santabeardfuxpert! I can't even believe HOW well he fucks Santa in the beard!
by Crownose October 4, 2010
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