polish the rusty sheriff's badge

Verb. To have anal sex; to fuck someone in the ass.

"She said the gash was off limits, so I said, 'how about I polish the rusty sheriff's badge instead?'"

by Danny Delinquent December 9, 2003

rusty scabbard

rust-y scab-bard / |ˈrəstēˈskabərd|
noun

1. a metal sheath for the blade of a sword or dagger that has acquired a reddish- or yellowish-brown flaky coating of iron oxide.

ORIGIN (rusty): Old English rūst, of Germanic origin; related to Dutch roest, German Rost, also to red.
ORIGIN (scabbard): Middle English, from Anglo-Norman French escalberc, from a Germanic compound of words meaning ‘cut’ and ‘protect.'

2. a vagina well-worn by disease or vigorous use, often showing signs of neglect or infection, and betraying a lack of self-respect and surfeit of desperation. The condition usually stems from repeated or prolonged exposure to open air and moisture.

NOTE : The female possessing such anatomy may be said to "have/tote/wield/harness/carry a rusty scabbard."

ORIGIN: Latin, from the literal translation of 'vagina, -ae," meaning scabbard as for a sword. In recent years, the term has come to encompass any concave repository for a pointed or phallic object. 'Rusty' makes reference to the deterioration of objects when left vulnerable to the ravages of time and the elements.

1. After a long battle in the rain, Sir Harold Hartson put his poignard in his trusty but rusty scabbard.

2. "You can tell her I think she has a rusty scabbard! It's quite evident when she sleeps with drunk males - while sober herself! - and lacks the self respect to look elsewhere," I ejaculated, as I sipped a cup of tea.

by Lewis Carroll December 21, 2008

Rusty Nail

Fucking a girl on the rag, without washing up afterwards, and you wake up in the morning with a bloody morningwood. Resembling a rusty nail.

Johnny was dumbfounded when he awoke in the morning to see his penis resembling a rusty nail.

by Bruce S Johnson September 4, 2009

Rusty (Bullet hole)

Anus

Jesus, my rusty itches something rotten!

by Pope John-Paul II October 10, 2002

rusty bullethole

Another means of describing the 'brown star'. Taken from the anus' likeness to the aforementioned rusty bullethole.

She liked it in the rusty bullethole

by Al Bundy August 28, 2003

rusty louie

(v) during the act of wordsex/word, rather than wordejaculating/word, the male urinates inside the female's wordvagina/word. This is not recommended, and is only for sick f's who would want to do this like my friend Dennis.

1. Instead of cumming inside of his girlfriend, Dennis chooses to give her a rusty louie.
2. Instead of getting up and going to the bathroom, I can use my girlfriend's vagina for a urinal and give her a rusty louie.
3. "Hey billy, what did you and your girlfriend do last night?" "I gave her a rusty louie man."
4. I was about to cum, but I switched it up to a rusty louie.

by JR September 1, 2003

worse than having rusty nails shoved under and through your eyelids

Seeing/listening to Hawthorne Heights.

I saw Hawthorne Heights on Conan last night. Twas worse than having rusty nails shoved under and through your eyelids.

by Lizzeh && Ninja September 4, 2008