socially retarded 

when a smart person acts really retarded when they are with friends and/or family

Jim: Hey, what's the number for "pi" again?
Bob: PARTY TIME!!!!!
Jim: Stop acting socially retarded!

socially retarded by ilovechrisandme February 19, 2012

Negative Retarded 

There are actually two definitions for the phrase negative retarded.
1.) More retarded than retarded. (The superlative form of retarded)
2.) If used in the proper context, it can be a way to call someone intelligent. This is because the negative of something is usually the opposite, so the negative of retarded is intelligent.

John is negative retarded, he walked into a door like 10 times in row, man!

Christine was called negative retarded today by her friend because she is in smart people math (aka calculus)

Bob didn't know what negative retarded meant, so he must be negative retarded

man!

Negative Retarded by MikeTS July 23, 2007

Technilogically Retarded 

The state of being completely ignorant of modern technology. Often used to describe someone who gets angry/frustrated while trying to turn on a computer or figure out how to use they're kid's ipod.

Person A: Ok, now go into the email, right-click on the picture and hit save as.

Person B: How do I do that?

Person A: Wow, you really are technilogically retarded, aren't you.

Technilogically Retarded by dreadpiratejack May 18, 2011

effing retarded 

extraordinarily obtuse and/or lame

That guy's Facebook post about loving ice cream was so effing retarded.

effing retarded by checkled slovockia February 6, 2012

sugar retarded 

A diabetic who is dumb

“I’m you just dumb and has a shitty panchreas”

I’m you just sugar retarded

sugar retarded by HaloFurrie69 December 1, 2017

double retarded 

more than retarded

''man you're double retarded lol''

double retarded by pickledEggs69 May 3, 2018

Straight Retarded 

when someone make a statement and no one laughs

"remeber when isabella fell"
bro your straight retarded

Straight Retarded by LBOZORATIO+yourmom February 17, 2022