mikey pikey

Uncle Albert, Peado looking Harry Hill.

Mikey Pikey is still stealing that peado looking Harry Hill tea leaf.

by King Croc November 21, 2013

having a pokey

Using your own fingers to poke up your bum whilst using your other hand to rub your own sexual organ

Alancheeky was caught having a pokey by his housemates

by Alan Cheek July 20, 2008

pokey-bum-wank

When one inserts one or more fingers into his anus when masturbating.

Danny sheperd pokey-bum-wanked.

by Ben ,Rhys.Josh,Martin June 11, 2008

boner puke

A notion in which a male's genital is fully aroused and ready for excreation. Your "boner" "puke" is this white, sticky substance that generally will be skeeted onto preferably a face or towel or into something. It is possible to recieve boner puke or to make yours or someone elses boner puke.

Cum'on guys! You can do it, make your boner puke. Work hard and leave it all on the floor!

by Alec "SWAN" Trierweiler December 10, 2007

pikey

the word pikey is a horrid and disgusting word that people use to ref fare to calling gypsy/ travelers and you all need to stop being racist cunts as being a 13 year old travller gal the community that i have to grow up in is bad and we don't need people on urban dictionary making it worse for us we will treat you with respect if you treat us with it as-well. and also romani and irish are two diffrent types of travllers but for yous lot that put it across that Irish travllers are bad its not all of them as my mam is Irish and my dad is romani

gorger: you dirty scummy pikey go get a wash

travller: i dont need to wash and i aint no scummy pikey my house is probably cleaner than yours so shut ya mouth ya silly cunt ..... dordey mush

by Dayna-lee&princesspaige-emily August 29, 2012

pokeypokey

cool, wicked, sweet, awesome, etc.

my new phone is sooooooo pokeypokey!

by Duuuuuuuuuuude April 14, 2004

puke on shit

when two bad things happen to compound one another. Like if you see shit and it makes you puke. When things are already going bad and something comes along and makes it worse. Can be an action of puking on shit. Like kicking someone while they are down.

I got pulled over for speeding and the cops found my stash, Puke on shit man.

I was depressed and you just puked on my shit.

by Clarke Anderson December 11, 2008