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Witty Profiles

1. Where self confidence goes to die.

2. A website which would be really good, except for the people. The so-called 'witty profilers' or 'wittians' hate anyone born after 1996, because apparently (according to a 'witty girl') a 90's kid is between 1986-1996.

3. A website, where people WILL judge you unless you're not popular. If you are, you'll have stupid suck-ups favouriting all of your quotes, following you and standing up for you. However, you will have a gang of haters who want your top-quote status.

4. A website where, as soon as a boy joins and posts something like 'hi, i am a boy' he gets 599495673 faves. But a girl could join, post quotes WORTH reading, and get 1 fave.
1. Omg, she's not popular, let's try and get her off Witty Profiles by leaving mean comments!

2. Omg, you aren't a 90's kid, we all hate you!

3. Omg, you're popular, I LOVE YOU! FOLLOW MEEEE!!!

4. Omg, your'e a boy, I'll act like I'm not desperate but I'll fave+follow until you like me!
by Harsh Reality. April 16, 2012
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aim profile

a way for people to express themselves without boring people by acctually telling them. they dont have to read it but if they want to read it then they can and if anyone has a problem with having one, then they need to get their panties out of their ass crack
a aim profile may consist of a quote from a song movie or a quote in general
by autumn<3 May 1, 2007
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Professional Wrestler

Percieved as "gay" or "fags" by most mouth breathing 'tough guys'. Actually they are single handedly most talented/ badass people on earth. Unless it's Ultimate Warrior. Fuck that guy.
The professional wrestler shit kicked his ex-girlfriends new boyfriend, finishing him off with a diving elbow alà Randy Savage style.
by MeatYogurt March 27, 2015
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professional

When a woman decides to pair slutty clothes with a vest or an animal print to make her outfit "professional"
Brittany thinks she looks professional with her animal print prostiboots and vest.
by Angela Parra-Samra March 3, 2009
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profile

To profile someone is to show a person a complete side view of your naked body sometimes hiding the front and back of your body with a towel.
Can I get a towel sandwich with a side of sausage? Here's your profile baby!
by scooptown January 14, 2009
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profresh

Joe's presentation on soil erosion for Congress was profresh.
by Ambrose Chapel February 15, 2009
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profo

Condensed form of "pro-fucker". A pro-fucker can be anyone from a prostitute who gets paid to perform sexual acts to an amateur high school slut. A "profo" typically sleeps around and is almost always considered "easy".

"Profo" can be used when talking about a whorish girl or it can even be used to describe a guy who gets around as well.
Female Use-
Becca: "Hey Taylor, did you hear that Sue hooked up with 4 boys last night at that frat party?"
Taylor: "Four?! Damn, what a profo."

Male Use-
Becca: "I heard back in high school Eric had a new girl friend every other week."
Jeff: "Yeah, Eric used to be a huge profo."
by Aiden Thomas May 13, 2007
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