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Polite Wipe

The perfunctory wipe-down of a surface before someone else uses the still-filthy surface. It is commonly performed as a means to signal care and consideration for a third party without actually caring enough to clean properly.
I gave the phone a polite wipe before moving desks.
by Office Drone #695 September 19, 2019
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Political Dysmorphia

The act of believing oneself to have particular political views, when in fact, they are grossly distorted. For example, one may consider themselves a progressive when they are reactionary, just as most conservatives are just twisted neo-liberals.
The youtube socialist is suffering from Political Dysmorphia.
by TheOtherC-Dog December 8, 2021
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When you start having thought of becoming a revolutionary, a rebel, etc. After seeing a video on what the government does, listening to a political song, or seeing something political that makes you worry for the future
I stopped listening to political hip hop because I keep getting political revolutionary syndrome everytime I listen to it.
by STL446 September 8, 2023
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Political Froot Loops

is a colloquial term often used to describe politicians or political figures who make outlandish statements, exhibit bizarre behavior, or hold extreme beliefs that are perceived as unconventional or detached from reality. The term is derived from the breakfast cereal "Froot Loops," which consists of brightly colored, sugary cereal rings. In this context, it implies that the individual's views or actions are as whimsical and nonsensical as the cereal itself.
The politician's latest rant about aliens invading Congress was just another serving of Political Froot Loops, leaving many wondering about the state of their sanity.
by Al-Coc March 10, 2024
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Red Eagle Politics

A mixed race, far-right content creator/tweaker with fetal alcohol syndrome and hair loss. He advocates for the establishment of an ethno-state while also dreaming of having tri-racial Vietnamese babies.
Kevin: Yo did you catch that new Red Eagle Politics video.
Canyon: Nah I stopped watching blawg after I found out about his sexual fantasies and his nuking of fam servers
by 11copniggas July 8, 2024
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Political Oncology

A new branch of science which focuses on comparing the lethal role of carcinogenic cells to politician's decisions on
organic structure of society or national or global state.
The way president berko is looking at the invation of marsa land can be only explained by Political Oncology.Use of force and destruction.
by TourageKnight February 27, 2025
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Political Shoplifting

Political Shoplifting is when a government systems fails to recognize the financial distress of it's citizens and they have to shoplift food in order to survive.
I had to do some political shoplifting so I could eat this week as I got my power bill and my government fails to recognize the social security benefits they pay me don't cover all my bills.
by Awkward Life Subjects defined September 6, 2021
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