bag pipe

Screwing a chick in her arm pit. Similar to a titty fuck.

Damn I wish she had done a better job of shaving before I bag piped her.

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

alabama pipeline

A sex act where the man takes a shit and the woman uses the solid baton like turd as a dildo.

I gave my girlfriend an Alabama Pipeline last night.

by bigjimmy1224 January 4, 2009

Canadian Pipeline

The Canadian Pipeline, not to be confused with the Alaskan Pipeline, is when two people each insert the end of a straw or tube into their butt. Then one of them farts, causing the air to travel into the others ass.

Alex: Hey dude, wanna canadian pipeline with me? I had chili for dinner.
Derek: No thanks, you might shart into my ass.

by Derek H. aka xmypantsx September 26, 2008

apple pipe

Screw that, you don't need a pen to smoke out of an apple. All you need is an apple and a knife.

Pull out the stem and carve a little bowl at the top. Then cut a hole in the side and connect that hole to the bowl. Pack the bowl and smoke it. :)

I was feeling crappy because I couldn't find my piece, I had to smoke out of an apple. It turned out to be a very enjoyable experience.

by where am i? March 8, 2005

Pipe Bomb

The source of the mysterious ticking noise.

Snape: What IS that mysterious ticking noise? *checks room* Not over here, not over there. ... Kinda... catchy.

**LATER**

Ron: I found the source of the ticking! It's a pipe bomb!
Everyone: YAYYYY!

*EXPLOSION*

Voldemort: *creepy* Muuuawahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa.

by Xandra Ben December 9, 2009

Piked

piked = i word that someone uses when they take something that is not theirs

so if you go into someones fridge and take a can of coke, you would say 'piked' as you did it.

by badboymadboy June 10, 2008

Piedmont

A small town adjacent to Oakland which is known for being mainly white with other minority groups sprinkled in. The majority of its residents are upper middle class or wealthier and the children of Piedmont are either enrolled in its "very good" public school system or attend immensely expensive private schools in the immediate Bay Area. But, it's worth noting that this town is not full of typical all-American families. Most people are liberal and most of the children indulge in dubious behavior to which their parents are oblivious to, especially because mansions are pretty big and the parents are generally too busy making money to raise their children properly.

Kid #1: Where is Katie from?
Kid #2: She's from Piedmont.
Kid #1: We should kidnap her and hold her for ransom then.
Kid #2: I don't think her parents would notice.

by take_the_scenic_route January 16, 2007