pantsuit

A person who is being uptight and stiff. Not knowing how to relax oneself.

Stop being a pantsuit, you're stressing me out!

by Eastondle May 17, 2012

Explosions in my Pants

See band: Explosions in the Sky

(listening to Explosions in the Sky, aka Explosions in my Pants)

Guy: Whoah!
Guy2: What's wrong?
Guy: What? um...nothing (looks down)
Guy 2: Dude, don't worry it happens to everyone their first time.

by Zenigma December 13, 2009

bag of pants

Useless. As would be a bag of pants, not fulfilling their function, but just hanging around in a bag.

"Sorry we haven't got any."
"Well that's just a bag of pants, isn't it."

by Fridgemagnet June 27, 2005

Draney Pants

Wearing Basketball shorts lower than the waist, so they drop to your ankles.

dude! look at that guy and his draney pants!! you can see his underwear!

by thepersonplaceorthing February 8, 2010

Shanny-Pants

Shanny-pants is a nickname for someone who is probably one of the coolest people you will ever meet. Said coolest person's name is most likely Shannon. They also have cool pants.

"Hey! Shanny-pants, wanna go see a movie tonight?"

by Shanny-Pants January 18, 2009

Hopeful pants

Pants that might fit after dieting.

These are my hopeful pants. They might fit after I start working out.

by Daily Deadline June 29, 2006

Buffet Pants

Pants worn in anticipation of a rather ginormous meal. These pants normally have an elastic waist for extra tummy room.

random family member: Hot dog! Grandma's cooking sunday dinner! She's making like a 3 course meal!

you: Oh, it's a good thing I wore my buffet pants today.

random family member: You are such a fat lard.

by shortyjordy January 19, 2009