phone sex

something that is real and doesn't make you lame, ugly, obese, non-sociable, etc. Itz pretty much fucking amazing

Girl: Wanna have phone sex three times tonight?
Boy: Maybe two my dick hurts
Girl: Pussy ass jew
Boy:I love you baby
Girl:I love you too :)

by awesometerrifficamazingcoolbad February 5, 2010

Phone Spam

When a person or company voice-recording repeatedly calls you to sell you something or harass you, often resulting in a higher phone bill.

*phone rings at Tom's house*
Tom= Hello?
Caller= Hello... Would you be interested in buying one of our great products???.....

*Tom Hangs up the phone*

This happens repeatedly to Tom
Wat a great example of Phone Spam

by Optikmik3 March 12, 2007

Phoneagenic

Someone who paints a very appealing, beautiful, and precise image of themselves while speaking on audible devices.

Me:gffhdhudsa!(Gurgle) yer bah!(yea bye)

Phoneagenic Individual: (Sultry voice) Hello there and how are we today? Ciao for now!

by Shannon Thornton July 10, 2007

Phone Whore

One who depends on their phone for every last thing. Needs to be in constant contact via texting, calling, and our social networking at all given times of the day. Who does not spend time doing anything without their phone. Simply, does not know how to go on with life without it glued to their hands 24\7

Phone whore.

by inkkd August 17, 2014

Phone addict

People who are too attached to their phones; most people who are addicted to phones are nomophobic, or the phobia of losing their phones; in other words, stupid, dumb, annoying, ignorant people who never listen to what you say and missing out on life and the beauty of nature

A: Hey!
B: *looking at their phone*
A: Hi...
B: Huh? What was that? *looking at their phone again*
C: Hey, A!
A: Oh, hi! B is a phone addict.
C: It's annoying. They're missing out on so many things. It makes me feel like they're not my friend anymore. :'(

by #octothorpe March 28, 2015

Wanker phone

Mobile phone. Not commonly used today, but was heavily used in the early days of the device. As the prices of phones dropped the term fell out of favour; another case of Tall poppy syndrome?

Look at that guy talking on his wanker phone; is he that important?!

by S!egfried June 16, 2010

quick phone call

In reference to a specific type of phone-call, actually means epically long.

"Give us a quick phone call mate"

That phonecall will still be going on the day after tomorrow.

by BigH140 July 10, 2010