Pet idiot

A person that owns pets but is completely clueless about them. Does not run a tight ship. Pets are typically destructive.

Tijuana Ronald McClownstro is a pet idiot. His dogs destroy his furniture and shoes.

by Mongrel-free March 02, 2024

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Petting the kitty

Petting the kitty is a when a woman masterbates.

by Tallulah baby December 08, 2021

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A person who enjoys giving blowjobs to their partner under a desk. Usually given when the person recieving is in a voice chat of some kind.

"Man Amber blew her boyfriend while he was playing Call of Duty again! She's such a desk pet."

by anonpalisade April 18, 2024

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by J-Dudson July 31, 2019

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Amazing, wonderful and extremely cute human being that usually sleeps in fetal position and farts meanwhile.

Look at Ana. She must be a fancy pet

by Fancypet July 26, 2018

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Stroking a female against the hair grain to test if she's gotten a close shave. Apparently sharks are slippery one way and rough the opposite.

Ah, you're from France. Mind if I do a little "shark pet" before this evening's shenanigans?

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A wonderful, cute, and precious female dog. She is a great hunting dog.

Emma: pet colbe your so cute
Amy: your sure right about that

by Giggles6m April 03, 2018

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