Onion

The Wishek Penitentiary System State Wrestling Champions

The Onions are quite good wrestlers

by Lil’Bandit September 20, 2019

onions on top

(adj) A general term that indicates a feeling of awesomeness; a substitute for "good", "great", etc; can also substitute for "sexy", "hot", etc; a high compliment.

That hiking trip was amazing; it was onions on top the whole time.

by Omylanta October 31, 2008

Onion

A satirical insult used to describe people who believe their thoughts to be complex, 'layered', and autonomous, but who are in reality quite shallow. 'Onions' are easily mislead by silver-tongued politicians and disingenuous statistics, much like those who would take The Onion's news parodies at face value.

Kyle is just eating this shit up, huh? What a fuckin' onion.

by Yowsky May 4, 2021

Onioning

To make a promise to do something and then refuse out of a claim of complications or disagreement that never happens.

"He's not onioning his way out of the interview."

by NatrixMonster March 31, 2020

onion god

i shall am onion god i make onions for onion farms

i made that onion not that dumb onion farmer cause i am onion god

by who gave my son an onion November 2, 2019

Onion Bhaji

When something is what it is. Reference to Love Island advert

The queue for this ride is so long… onion bhaji though init

by Gaz the Gecko May 4, 2022

Onion dough-spin

The act of shoving an onion up your lover's anus while having sex with them, after that you flip their body onto their front side and cram pizza dough into their vagina.

"Bro, I just gave my girlfriend an Onion dough-spin last night"

by becauseimapotato May 15, 2016