While at the golf course, behind a slow Nappy Gilmore, my bitch started Road Mapping my cock and I ended up blowing a load of Nut Custard on her face.
by Zukiman600 August 25, 2019
by M T Cross March 11, 2015
hanging your ball sack out of your pants through the zipper. gets a great facial reaction from people in the room when they catch a glimpse of your ball sack dangling from your pants.
by jesstre November 08, 2006
The process of having an orgasm so intense that you accidentally cause half of the universe to cease existing in a single moment.
I didn't mean to Infinity Nut and i'm really sorry about your family but, in my defense, that chick was really slobbing dat knob...
by ThatAirlineFood April 08, 2018
When you are violently knocked out right before cumming but you still cum in the unconscious state therefore removing all the satisfaction of the nut
I was jacking off for an hour but then my roommate hit me with a bat in the head. What a fucking cuck nut
by Alacktor November 16, 2019
A Nut Mullet is when a man shaves exclusively the visible part of their scrotum. In doing this they leave the back and bottom of the ball sack leaving what can be seen as a mullet for your nuts. This is likely to be seen on the sack of a married man, a man in a committed relationship or a man who's given up all hope on life.
by Long Strong DeJong November 19, 2015
1. A term used when (2) males are working in such close proximity that the probability of each others nuts touching is high. Generally any situation in which the possibility of nuts touching is greater than 1% = is a "Bumpin Nuts" situation.
2. A term used to identify (2) males that are obviously bumpin uglies.
2. A term used to identify (2) males that are obviously bumpin uglies.
Ex-1: I do not want to work in that small space with him. We will be bumpin nuts all day.
Ex-2: I bet those two are bumpin nuts.
Ex-2: I bet those two are bumpin nuts.
by Utah Rob December 03, 2020