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Banging the weights

Exactly like "hogging" or hooking up with a fat chick. My brother always hooks up with bigger girls after a few beers. He said he was going to bang the weights, so I assumed it was slang for chasing chubbies.
How'd your night go?
It was rough, ended up banging the weights.
by Sir Pukesalot March 5, 2011
mugGet the Banging the weightsmug.

double bangs

(n)- the hand motion representing two guns being held against one's chest and pointing outwards and while firing aimlessly into the environment
(v)- a common term used when a person is requesting that he and another individual join together to share a series of 'double bangs'
"I want to give a shout-out to double bangs"
or
"Double bang it"
by Sly Bly October 24, 2004
mugGet the double bangsmug.

Jenna-Banged

(verb) Contrary to popular belief, being Jenna-Banged actually refers to a total collapse of the nervous system upon viewing Jenna with her new haircut. A person who has been Jenna-Banged exhibits systems of internal bleeding, heart spasms, seizures, and a craving for sexy anime. Those who have been Jenna-Banged cannot go back....EVER.
Man 1: Dude! That poor homeless man is having a heart attack!

Man 2: Leave him...the fellow has been Jenna-Banged...
by THE DIVINE RIGHT11111 July 25, 2010
mugGet the Jenna-Bangedmug.

bang piece

Someone you have casual sex with, but have absolutely no respect for.
"What's up with you and Pamela?"

"That bitch? She's nothin' but a bang piece."
by mr.corruption June 9, 2005
mugGet the bang piecemug.

bang tidy

Keith Lemon: i think you are bang tidy
Katie Price: wot does bang tidy mean?
Keith Lemon: it mean i fink u is well sexy
Katie Price: well thank you keith
by Dominic Lui May 13, 2008
mugGet the bang tidymug.

finger bang

by Harry Johnson June 11, 2003
mugGet the finger bangmug.

Hate-bang

To have sex with someone with hateful or vengeful attitude
On Al Gore: "It's been ten years... It's time, in other words, to hate-bang Laura Bush." GQ August 2010, "Open Letter", p. 162
by GQAugust August 22, 2010
mugGet the Hate-bangmug.

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