Nutsack

A man who creeps upon girls with the intention that his actions are normal. These guys generally think they possess a huge amount of knowledge pertaining to the philosophy of love and life.

Way to physically identify a nutsack:
-Owns a personal grooming kit. This includes, but is not limited to: tweezers, nail clippers, nail file and chapstick.
-Wears ugly leather dress shoes with jeans, graphic tees, and velour blazers on a daily basis.
-Has a slimey smile.

"Hey did you hear that a guy in my fraternity followed a girl around campus yesterday"
"Yeah, he's such a nutsack."

by vyinrogal January 26, 2010

deeez nuts

These nuts

"Hey, did what's his name get out to you yesterday?" "Who?" "DEEEZ NUTS!"

by Jonathan Weaver March 17, 2003

off-my-nuts

Said as one word, off-my-nuts means please get out of my grill, or out of my business, or leave me alone. Any synonym works. i.e., kindly extricate yourself from my testes.

Yo, seriously dude, get the fuck off-my-nuts. Or, Mrs. Smith, for the last time, I didn't do my math homework, so off-my-nuts. Or, Dad, I will clean my room later, off-my-nuts. Or even, Sally, I am sorry I stood you up, but you have got to stop hassling me--off-my-nuts.

by H-town May 25, 2006

nuts

meaning "go to hell"

recently popularized in the show jericho season 1 finale when a story is told of a time in Bastone when General Anthony McAuliff responded to the Germans' order to surrender with a one-word reply: "Nuts." (see The Battle of The Bulge)

by NuTr1x March 23, 2008

deeez nuts

one of the many songs on Dr. Dre's CD "The Chronic"

Yo, check out track 6. It's called "Deeez Nuuuts"

by Ricky Roma September 30, 2003

Nuts

A word yelled by the rude nig nog woman at Willo's Party, pronounced wrongly as "Hhnaats!" She would only say it about every two minutes when she's eaten all of her nog nuts and when not yelling "Freed!" Willo would then kindly feed the Nogger it's elephant food while it was yelling "oo, oo, ee, ah!" The chimp would not give any of it's masses of food to it's husband, "Cleveland."

Nog: Me eaten de five handred pound o' hhnaats mon.

HHHHHHHNNAAAATS!!!!

Willo: Here's your nuts.

Nog: Piss off Cleveland, mon! Only

me eat a da elephant food mon! You eat a da chimp

food Mon!

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick June 7, 2009

nutsack johnson

A pledge who is very knowledgeable about the fraternity during his pledge education process.

Evans fucking knew the paragraph, man, I think he's the nutsack johnson of the class!

by BOMBLE.COM May 4, 2005