dicks for hands

Metaphorical (and/or literal) penises in place of hands.

(watching football) That's his third drop today! That dude has dicks for hands!

by Boone Jensen January 13, 2018

Bus Hands

The slightly dirty, greasey, or sometimes sticky feeling your hands get when touching bars, handle straps or seats on public transit.

Sorry I just got home and have to wash my bus hands before I eat.

by Kinkstergay October 15, 2011

sticky hand

when your hand is sticky

I have a sticky hand

by Kentrowl November 4, 2019

Jeez hands

The arms-extended-upwards palms-facing-out and swaying side-to-side or hopping up-and-down dance done by fervent Christians while in church. Usually seen in more fundamentalist/evangelical churches and "Songs4Worship" commercials. The religious version of jazz hands

What's with that Jeez hands dance they're doing?

That's why Baptists don;t have sex standing up. It leads to dancing.

by Dr. Badwrench December 15, 2008

hand sex

When a couple holds hands passionately. Usually involves some weird movement of the hands. Most of the time the two don't realize they're having hand sex until one notices. for example:
"what are our hands doing?" "I dont know" "It looks like they're on acid!!"

"hey hand... lets smoke something then rub up against each other"

J:"So,what'd you and jhett do tonight"
B:"Oh nothing, just had some hand sex while we listened to Zeppelin. Why, what did you and Jenna do?
J:"....same thing, but.... well we'll just leave it at that"
B:"HA! sure, sure... w/e"

by Betheckles June 11, 2006

open hand

meaning bitch slap originating from the ancient art of karate

Tracey gave Ric an open hand after he tried to pull an angry dragon on her.

by MissSaucey June 18, 2009

Carnie Hands

Small greasy hands, that remind a person of the hands of a carnival worker. Sometimes the smell of unwashed root vegetables will evoke a memory of carnie hands.
Middle English, from Old French, from Late Latin: Carnius Handius

...Seriously that girl Pauline has the oddest carnie hands you cant tell if shes playing the cello or petting a dog.

by DerekGibney June 22, 2006