by Bobwehadababyitsagirl January 29, 2026
Get the Nebbeling mug.That moment in missionary when she's got her legs hooked over your shoulders, you're really putting in work, and then boom the bed just fucking quits on you. Frame snaps, slats give out, whole mattress drops like that Omaha street swallowing those two cars at the light. You’re half fallen in the hole with her, dick still locked in, both of you frozen like “holy shit did we just do the Nebraska Sinkhole?” while the headboard’s leaning crooked and you’re trying not to bust out laughing (or screaming) as the roommates start banging on the door asking if everyone’s alive.
Extra messy if she’s squirting so hard right at that exact second the collapse happens—now the “sinkhole” is literally flooding while you’re both stuck in the wreckage like it’s a goddamn disaster
Extra messy if she’s squirting so hard right at that exact second the collapse happens—now the “sinkhole” is literally flooding while you’re both stuck in the wreckage like it’s a goddamn disaster
Bro, we hit a straight up Nebraska Sinkhole last night. Thought I was going beast mode till the bed ate us alive, then she starts gushing everywhere like the whole thing was rigged. Looked like that viral clip red car, silver truck, gone. Had to MacGyver our way out before anyone saw the carnage… or the puddle.
by Iowaguy87 February 25, 2026
Get the Nebraska Sinkhole mug.When you receive a blumpkin and when you’re about to splooge, the blower wipes your chocolate starfish with a disinfectant wipe to give it a burning sensation.
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Get the Nebraskan Bear Wipe mug.by Dr Jeffrey Epstein PDfile March 19, 2026
Get the Nebulous mug.The process of mixing kool-aid (usually grape flavored) in someone’s anus. And having another party drink it with a straw.
by OfficiallyDrDubious May 10, 2025
Get the Nebraskan Butt-Bottle mug."Admiral in the Great Navy of the State of Nebraska" is a title bestowed upon approval of the state's Governor. Its holders qualify for membership in the Nebraska Admirals Association, a non-profit organization that promotes "The Good Life" of Nebraska.
As Nebraska is triple-landlocked (separated from tidewater by at least three other provinces or states in any direction, including Canada or México) the title is purely honorary and carries no assigned military duties or salary. Like the Kentucky Colonels, the Nebraska Admirals are conferred the title in return for performing good works or promoting the state.
by bitchuck June 8, 2025
Get the Nebraska admiral mug.A pre-evolutionary ancestor of modern Man; a form of Java Man, obsessed with coffee shops, and direct cousin of Australopithecus Africanus. Characterized by a smaller cranial cavity, and vestige of caveman relatives in the present day. As indication of social Darwinism, they represent evolutionary misfits who could not compete elsewhere, and rely on zero property value in the middle of nowhere.
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