doing more than one thing at once.
It is a common fallacy that women are good at multitasking, and men are bad at it. The actual truth is, that men like to do things properly, so they do them one at a time and give them their full attention. Women on the other hand, are happy to do a half-assed job.
It is a common fallacy that women are good at multitasking, and men are bad at it. The actual truth is, that men like to do things properly, so they do them one at a time and give them their full attention. Women on the other hand, are happy to do a half-assed job.
'What happened to your car?'
'oh, that. my wife was multitasking - parking and talking on the phone at the same time.'
'oh, well i hope it was an interesting conversation, because she parked a bollard into the side of the car.'
'no, she was talking to me on the phone, and she was really distracted by trying to park.'
'oh. how efficient.'
'oh, that. my wife was multitasking - parking and talking on the phone at the same time.'
'oh, well i hope it was an interesting conversation, because she parked a bollard into the side of the car.'
'no, she was talking to me on the phone, and she was really distracted by trying to park.'
'oh. how efficient.'
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(1) discussing more than one topic simultaneously in a singular conversation
(2) When a response does not naturally or logically follow a statement in a single conversation because multiple topics are being discussed simultaneously between two or more people.
(3) when two typically scatterbrained individuals discuss a variety of topics in a conversation that makes no sense to an objective Observer but can only be followed completely by the two people having the conversation
(4) a lack of agreement between assertion and response in the progression of a conversation because two people are discussing a variety of things at once
(2) When a response does not naturally or logically follow a statement in a single conversation because multiple topics are being discussed simultaneously between two or more people.
(3) when two typically scatterbrained individuals discuss a variety of topics in a conversation that makes no sense to an objective Observer but can only be followed completely by the two people having the conversation
(4) a lack of agreement between assertion and response in the progression of a conversation because two people are discussing a variety of things at once
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Common symptoms:
- Slurred speech
- Reduced awareness of proximity (the subject may stand too close to you, and may even shout in your face)
- Conversations that are totally irrelevant to the present situation and environment
- Lack of motor co-ordination
- Subject may appear almost brain damaged (this is not uncommon)
- Subject may act out previous activities of the day (for example thinking they are somewhere else)
- Subject may appear very confused and at times might suffer extreme frustration
Common symptoms:
- Slurred speech
- Reduced awareness of proximity (the subject may stand too close to you, and may even shout in your face)
- Conversations that are totally irrelevant to the present situation and environment
- Lack of motor co-ordination
- Subject may appear almost brain damaged (this is not uncommon)
- Subject may act out previous activities of the day (for example thinking they are somewhere else)
- Subject may appear very confused and at times might suffer extreme frustration
Mullied Scenario 1:
Timmy was watching Ferry Corsten deliver a blinding set at global gathering, when his friend came over and asked “what sandwich are you getting matttttttteeee?”, timmy replied with “what the fuck are you on about”, he then realised that his friend had just took things too far
Mullied Scenario 2:
Timmy was watching sasha perform at cream fields when he kept thinking there was a large staircase located behind him. Due to his paranoia he kept relocating to avoid a nasty accident. He then said to himself “this is fucking ridicules! What’s going on?” he then looked at his empty baggi of MDMA and realised he was just too fucked for the current situation.
Timmy was watching Ferry Corsten deliver a blinding set at global gathering, when his friend came over and asked “what sandwich are you getting matttttttteeee?”, timmy replied with “what the fuck are you on about”, he then realised that his friend had just took things too far
Mullied Scenario 2:
Timmy was watching sasha perform at cream fields when he kept thinking there was a large staircase located behind him. Due to his paranoia he kept relocating to avoid a nasty accident. He then said to himself “this is fucking ridicules! What’s going on?” he then looked at his empty baggi of MDMA and realised he was just too fucked for the current situation.
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Lisa Dunham's naked body = dick-melting.
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2. The act of a CPU concurrently executing two or more interrelated or disassociated job processes.
2. The act of a CPU concurrently executing two or more interrelated or disassociated job processes.
1. Girls are exceptional at multitasking; they can use chat on Instant Messenger, write emails, surf the internet, talk on their cellular phone, all while applying makeup and talking with their girlfriends about the new boy at school; however, if you ask them an intelligent question their heads will implode.
2. Intel's new CPU with multi-threading allows the processor to multitask without an additional processing core.
2. Intel's new CPU with multi-threading allows the processor to multitask without an additional processing core.
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