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Muff Cabbage

"MUFF GARBAGE," but when spoken with a thick Jersey accent it sounds like "Muff Cabbage."

Muff Garbage (or Muff Cabbage) is a term invented by the creators of the television show South Park and had no prior usage before the Oct.14, 2010 airing of the South Park episode "It's a Jersey Thing."
I'm a 14 year-old moron who is addicted to South Park, so I'm gonna start saying Muff Cabbage all the time.
by eyeballish October 19, 2010
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muff cabbage

The awful smell that comes from a unwashed pussy.
I met this jersey girl last night, man did she have sum muff cabbage.
by kstan3 October 18, 2010
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Mossio-muff-her

Based on "Monsieur Muffler" garage shops (which are the
equivalent of "Speedy" garage shops), but with a horny
twist. Instead of taking care of cars, it takes care of men.
It's a place where you can get your oil changed, or the
equivalent of a rub-n-tug and sometimes more depending on
your luck and the day of the month.
Honey your balls were full, when's the last time you went
to Mossio-muff-her ?

So Frank, where you want to go tonight? Want to play pool,
pay a visit to booger, or hang out at Mossio-muff-her?
by Dan The Rod Leroux August 15, 2006
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Muff Diving

by Chmadly August 8, 2007
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muff mouth

a mans bearded mouth.
also known as (quim tash)
paul white has a proper muff mouth
by shaunsk8 August 18, 2008
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Muff Brush

A goatee. A particularly long one that can be used to carass the vagina.

flavor saver clit tickler
by boowebb May 1, 2003
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muff head

hair on ones head that resembles pubic hair. very curly and thick, almost always black in color. found mostly in jewish people. although muff heads can be very annoying they are cooler than people with orange or red hair because they are relaxed and calm and people with orange or red hair are uptight with flaming tempers.
john: dude look at that dirty muff head.

dylan: yea, his head looks like my gf's bush!

john: yea! my moms looks like that too

dylan: how do u know?

john: um nvm. ur gf has a bush? she didnt have one when i pumped her last night.

*extremely awkward silence*
by asdf1234567 June 1, 2009
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