Muddy Lizard

The Muddy Lizard ritual beings with one male wiping a female's anus clean after she has defecated using his tongue.

The male then sticks out his now feces covered tongue and rattles it in a similar fashion to how a snake or lizard so that he may sample the air.

Finally, upon deciding that the air is ok to proceed, he then brings the female to orgasm using the tongue once more and thus concludes the ritual.

Male: "Tonight is the night. We must perform the Muddy Lizard"
Female: "For the sake of our children and their children, let us begin"

Bro1: "I have completed the Muddy Lizard with her!"
Bro2: "Our people will be safe for generations to come because of your actions here tonight"

by PiddyPooThang July 6, 2012

mudduck

fuckup

by Anonymous April 8, 2003

muddles

Muddles is a form of cuddling which include wondering hand syndrome which leads to sexual intercourse.

foreplay under pretense of cuddling =)

Hey baby, did you want to come over for some muddles?

by Steven123456789 June 10, 2008

Muddy

Refers to a females vagina that happens to be loose or particularly large.

Ay cuz, Marvin said that bitch muddy as hell, I dont even wanna hit it no more...

by Ben Marley October 2, 2005

mudder

A person, usually a young teenage boy, althought can be anyone, who plays a type of MUD game (Multi-User Dungeon). These are all text based games, and so, the person who would be lame enough to do this, has NO life, hence a mudder.

Tom: You play any internet games yo?

James: Sure, I play this text-based game online called MajorMUD.

Tom: That's lame as hell dude. You mudder.

by ferm August 17, 2006

muddy foley

This is what you call it when two people get together, and one person holds his/her anus open while the other person craps into their open asshole.

would you like to come back to my place for a muddy foley? I will pay you.

by Kevin Foley August 30, 2008

Muddy Minefield

The act of engaging in fellatio immediately following sodomy (commonly known as "ass to mouth"), but with the modification of the person performing the act having a mouthful of Pop Rocks. The sensation of popping candy on a penis is comparable to being sucked off by a minefield, hence the term.

"Dude, my dick feels terrible."
"What happened, think you might have caught something from that freaky broad last night?"
"No man, she gave me a Muddy Minefield."
"Dang. You should see a doctor."

by Biafraid February 25, 2010