Captain Morgan Spiced Bum

When your partner wears a captain’s sailing hat and and sits on your face while you’re chewing Wrigley’s cinnamon gum.

Had some Captain Morgan Spiced Bum last night night

by Stephen Roche March 14, 2022

Tanner N Morgan Day

Every year on October 17th it’s the national holiday Tanner N Morgan Day. On this day you eat boo berry waffles and buy hoodies thats it

It’s Tanner N Morgan day i will now eat boo berry waffles and buy a hoodie

by Definitely Not Tanner October 18, 2020

Love u Morgan Wallen

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Love u Morgan Wallen
Whoever you are, maybe Urban Dick husband. 🤣🤣🤣

by 😊r bun DICK tio nery😊 August 16, 2020

Captain Morgan Power Jack

The act of placing one's leg up in a way so as to mirror the pose of the 17th-century Welsh privateer of the Caribbean, Sir Henry Morgan while masturbating, without pants, or otherwise miming masturbatory motions as a flex.

"After no-scoping a n00b, they turned to their opponent and did an el cap power jack (Captain Morgan Power Jack) to celebrate the achievement. It was completely uncalled for. "

by El Cappy "Power Jack" Morgan January 16, 2021

Captain Morgan Belt Buckle

The stance Captain Morgan is doing on a bottle of Captain Morgan Spiced Rum with zipper gaping wide open exposing pubic fro or vajazzles.

The bus driver told me to sit down so I defiantly put one leg on the seat and gave him a Captain Morgan Belt Buckle. WHO LOOKS STUPID NOW, BUS DRIVER?!

by IN Famous July 2, 2010

morgan le fay

Mother fucker, only what you say when adults/small children are around.

My mother was in the room, so instead of calling her what she really was, i said she was morgan le fay.

by Bianca_0741 September 5, 2007

Morgan County High School

This is where they spend more more on the school then they do the lunch food. Teachers hog the bathrooms in the morning and that’s where smoking weed and vaping maybe even drinking goes on. The kids there are always I’m competition to see who can be better than one another. All around this school was shitty and the kids in it are bitches.

Bob: what school to do you go to?

Amy: Morgan County High School
Bob: Oh so your a bitch
Amy: excuse me?

by 124smc October 29, 2021