King Mong

King of Idiots with relations to a squad mate on PUBG (Playerunknown's Battlegrounds).
The squad idiot.

The fuck we have a king mong on this squad eh?

You know if we follow this king mong, we gonna die yeah?
LMAO! King Mong died before we did.

by Ohio-Jack May 24, 2019

The Mong Hypothesis

Named after famous degenerate sports bettor Dr. Stu Mongworth Reagan, this is when a sports bettor takes the complete opposite of what Dr Stu bets on because he’s so dumb.

Dr Stu loves the Eagles -13.5 today. According to the Mong Hypothesis, we should put our life savings on Jets +13.5!!

by Reills40777 October 4, 2019

Cock Mong

A cock mong is a person who loves cock and is identified as a mong

Boi 1: Bro, My friend Curtis is being such a little Cock Mong.
Boi 2: No way, my mum is such a cock mong as well.

by splashhhey November 23, 2019

Massive Mong

The leader of the Labour Party who is an idiot

jeremy corbyn is a massive mong

by fishcakes1 November 28, 2019

total mong

jeremy corbyn

you sir are a total mong

by mongmna November 28, 2019

Colonial Mongar

Someone who obsesses over themselves too much and is too self-absorbed.

Ray was being such a goddamn colonial mongar.

by #1 mommy June 18, 2020

Shitpants Mong

A derogatory way To describe someone who has learning difficulties and/or shits their pants in a mud patch

John: Have you seen that Shitpants Mong stood by the fence?

Blake: yeah let’s steal his patch

by Cambar69 December 2, 2020