Chocolate Minge-Shake

when an individual pours chocolate milkshake in to a pussy and then the girl fannyfarts it out in his face.

wana do a chocolate minge-shake ;)
sureeeee :D

by Leah Davies gayyyy January 22, 2009

Secret Minger

a term given to men or women who use internet social networking sites to score dates with unsuspecting victims via the use of the one decent photograph that has ever been taken of them. This picture usually see's them sporting a pair of sunglasses, standing in a picture with their much hotter friends and not specifying which one they are, or a picture taken from a strange angle.

"I clicked on his 'more pics' and it suddenly became clear to me he was a secret minger.........i was going to fuck him as well!"

by SSSofficial December 1, 2009

minge buffet

The German phrase for a whore party. At the minge buffet, gentleman walk in to find a vast array of females wanting to give them a good fucking.

- Wow, this is a minge buffet and a half. Most of these girls propably don't even have diseases!

- No dinner for me lads, I ate too much at the minge buffet.

by Marc885 July 19, 2006

minghags

a group of socially inept, emotionally maladjusted individuals

my friends skip school a lot because they're a bunch of minghags

by lancerome February 27, 2008

MINGE BASH

getting your minge throughly pounded in rough nasty sex that is enjoyable but at the end leaves your minge feeling like an open axe would

Deon really gave me a minge bash last night, my pussy feels like its been beaten to a pulp.

by katie February 14, 2006

mingbat

a female that is of disgusting nature and questionable standards.

Her face looked like a half-chewed caramel, what a mingbat!

by Jack Faromir Khan July 20, 2006

management minga

A slightly lower form of life than the common cretin. A management minga will typically enrol in generalist 'management' courses that don't teach any specific skills. Akin to learning how to breathe, the study of 'management' is practically useless. This has been demonstrated through the inability of these mingas to gain employment after graduation. I mean what are they going to manage? Are they going to be employed as as 'managers'? Most are also very unfortunate looking, hence the minga label.

"Hey what are you going to study?"

"I want to be a management minga. I cant wait till after uni- I won't have any specific skills and some HUGE company will hire me as a manager"

"Hmmm, I take it you couldn't get into anything else...."

"Umm, yeah"

by Ben Jammin in yo momma crib October 5, 2006