Milk Monkey 

One who milks a job for all its worth and will squeeze every ounce of milk out of said job. Swinging from
tit to tit milking anything they can get there hands on.

That milk monkey Tobin sure has suck that cow dry.
Couldn't get another drop out of any of those tits if his life depended on it. Believe me if there was a drop milk in a stone, Tobin could squeeze it out.

Milk Monkey by The Stiffis May 27, 2010

Milk Jug 

the gallon jug your uncle Jerry can fill up with his hard white within 30 days. he is a porn addict and if he is withdrawn from any type of pornography, he will need to be on life support urgently.

Jimmy's Friend: do you want to hang out after school
Jimmy: I can't. Uncle Jerry filled up another milk jug, and i have to mail it to my grandma
Jimmy's Friend: oh poop

Milk Jug by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 6, 2019

milk it 

The act of flipping up a persons Boob in anger while saying milk it.

Steve: Your a Fucking fagot
Sean: Fuck you "Milk IT"

milk it by Cheeks18 January 21, 2008

milk the snake

move back and forth in an unstable manner,to take a wizz
to pee, piss,urinate, masturbation of the penis,

I drank too much beer i have to milk the snake.

milk the snake by j r lang January 13, 2008

Milk Daddy 

A dominant sugar daddy with a lactation fetish who will spoil his sugar baby in order to keep her producing milk to he can nurse from her breasts. Typical expenses include costs of travel, lactation hear and products, and financially supporting the sugar baby. This falls under adult nursing relationships.

"Why is Sandy pumping breast Milk? Her child is 7!" " Havent you heard? She has a milk daddy. He will do just about anything to suck on her milky tits!"

Milk Daddy by Sweetbdsm July 30, 2017

Milk fic 

A very dark fanfic, notorious among fans of Animaniacs.

Basically, the plot is about the oldest Warner sibling, Yakko getting in a fight with his brother Wakko and his sister Dot. He then drinks a glass of milk, and due to being lactose intolerant, it fucks him up. The fanfic is about him going through nightmarish hallucinations, and being driven to the brink of insanity. The few times he's awake, he's split between love for his siblings, and blind hatred. Most of the nightmares involve his siblings dying, and two demonic voices telling him he's worthless. If you wanna read it, be careful, it can seriously mess you up.

"This seems like a good fanfic, 'The milk fic'"
"Don't read that dude. I read it, and it seriously messed me up for like, a week."
"Sorry, I didn't hear y-" -gets messed up for a week-

Milk fic by LtLemonade February 13, 2021

milk and cookies 

Alcohol and weed.

Damn man you better get some milk and cookies for tonight.

milk and cookies by Nick Po. August 26, 2008