A game played by men, usually after large amounts of drinking. The men compare their dick sizes. The man with the largest member becomes the winner. All of the losers must refer to the winner as Big Dick Malone for the rest of the day.
by Godbotherer March 29, 2009
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“I feel bad for Melanie Martinez, I mean, Timothy Heller’s story doesn’t even match up, and Melanie was proven innocent but people still don’t believe her”
“Yah I don’t know why, she has an alibi”
“Yah I don’t know why, she has an alibi”
by No names allowed February 17, 2019
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ok ok Melanie is the best person ever, let’s just get that straight. She is known for having brown hair. She is sooo gorgeous and beautiful all the girls are jealous while all the guys fall for her, she pretends like she doesnt notice but she does.shes a huge flirt like she’ll tease with you and play hard to get but In the end we all know she’s to good for you anyways. She’s a friend that will always look after you even when you didn’t have her back. and when she gets mad you better watch your back because she will destroy YOU!! she notices the smallest things that no one will notice. and she’s HILARIOUS !! at first she shy but once you get to know her she’s the craziest person you’ll meet!! Melanie is also the type of girl that will fall for guys with animals! If you have a dog, she’s in! Just remember this NEVER brake a trust with Melanie because once it’s broken theirs no turning back. If you argue with her just know she’s right your wrong end of story.
by Litttyyy.j May 18, 2018
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BOBBY: Watch it. Tommy beat the shit out of Greg for getting so titelated over her.
PETER: Yea? But I bet Greg was being Budstupider at the time, right?
BOBBY: True. Good point bro'.
BOBBY: Watch it. Tommy beat the shit out of Greg for getting so titelated over her.
PETER: Yea? But I bet Greg was being Budstupider at the time, right?
BOBBY: True. Good point bro'.
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