luke simac

the top g. Regarded as the best striker of all time.

did you see luke simac score a hattrick last weekend?

by proffessor bartholomew August 30, 2022

luke stywalker

a fat star wars fan

pretty self explanatory pun

look guys
luke stywalker is in the house

by awesometoast100 January 13, 2011

Luke bock

The sexiest man alive can steal your girl in a heartbeat

Luke bock aka sexiest man alive

by Luke bock December 8, 2020

A Luke Momento

when you do something very stupid and retarded

“Hey wanna buy some candy?”
“Nah i used all the money on Fortnite new season”
“THATS A LUKE MOMENTO!”

by Thatmonster8 June 11, 2021

luke the alcoholic

Luke gets drunk and his best friend Dan smokes weed. He has two other friends Oscar and Sean. Oscar smokes (not weed) and Sean is trying to earn money by selling nooses. If you ever meet a Luke PLEASE get drunk with him you will probably wake up in a car with him that is crashed into a tree. He has two salad childs and a Cat bf called Jack.
wagwan piffting wats yer bbm pin

Luke the alcoholic- oi fam im hella drunk ill stab yo bitch
Dan- SHUT
UP
Luke the alcoholic- Ill slit open your knee caps
Dan- o shit
Luke the alcoholic- you're mom gay

Dan- no u

Sean- GOTOSLEEPYOUSKETSITSREALLYLATEANDITSASCHOOLNIGHT

by youremomasket911 May 15, 2018

Luked off

To leave an event without saying goodbye or anyone noticing. It becomes a behaviour pattern that most people come to embrace.

At a party, hey what happened to derek. Oh he luked off

by Pookiekeuk September 10, 2018

Luke Danes

Character in Gilmore Girls by Amy Sherman-Palladino. Luke is a grumpy but loveable diner owner in fictional town Stars Hollow, Connecticut, know for his distinctive flannel shorts and blue backwards baseball cap. Over the seven series, Luke has a will-they-won’t-they relationship with Lorelai Gilmore. He is played by Scott Gordon Patterson.

“Who do you think Lorelai should have ended up with?”
“Luke Danes! He was her soulmate.”

by gilmoregirlsfanatic June 5, 2021