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Long nuts

It is when your girlfriend sucks on your nits so much they turn purple and they reach maximum LENGTH
SHE SUCKED ON THEM SO I AHAVE LONG NUTS
by Niger ass hair December 29, 2020
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long chicken

(Male)
When you are having protected sex and you go to pull out, but the tip of the condom sticks in the hole it was inserted in. As you continue to pull out the condom stretches between your dick and the hole, resembling the neck of a rubber chicken.

(Female)
A long chicken is when you are inserting something with a condom on it into an orifice (such as a vibrating egg or dildo) and you pull the item out in a way that stretches the condom between your hand and the orifice in question. The resulting stretched condom very closely resembling the neck of a rubber chicken.
"Oh man dude, I totally gave Sara a long chicken last night."

"... I was pulling the egg out but it slipped and I long chickened myself"
by Pyravia December 19, 2017
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Long Bobby

During the act of eating ass, you spread your partners butt cheeks so the butthole is visible which is then followed by dropping a steamer in between the two cheeks. You then continue to eat the ass with the steamer present. As this goes on, you reach your hand around the the mouth and finger her mouth until she vomits.
Carl: Hey Steve! Did you hear about Billy this weekend?
Steve: Nah what happened?
Carl: He gave his girl the long bobby!
by Whitneyisfuego69 May 12, 2015
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Long Changed

When you receive more money from a transaction than you expected.
That girl at Kroger long changed me. I expected 5.50 and I got 7 bucks back!
by Fuzzy Dunlap January 12, 2011
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Mel Long

A football legend at the University of Toledo who helped lead Toledo to 3 consecutive undeafeted seasons. Now is a term to describe some one who you really like too the point of stalking
Guy #1: I think that girl is stalking you...

Guy #2: It's ok, I'm her Mel Long
by Racin' Randy August 31, 2010
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long hour

film hour, chased by spouses, regularly best
long hour is our best time
by man!? August 16, 2018
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Long hauler

Sally knew Joe as a bit of a long hauler.
by Caasi Notwen September 25, 2020
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