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LOL at Resume

People who join clubs, go to conferences, and try out for various performances strictly for their resume, and it is so obvious that it is beyond funny. They do this to get into the more selective colleges to appear more well rounded than they are.
Sam:Hey Katie, what are you doing?

Katie: Nothing, just going to Student council then SADD club then I'm going to a Music performance I signed up for.
Sam: But you hate talking in front of people, you do cocaine, and you hate singing.
Katie: *LOL at resume*
by ResumeBuilder April 18, 2010
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Do It For The Lols

When the negative effects of ones actions obviously outweigh the positive, but one follows through with it "For the Lols."

Saying, "Do It For The Lols," can also be used as an incentive to encourage a friend to do something they regularly wouldn't.
Person A: Dude, last night I was out of shaving cream, but I shaved my balls anyway.

Person B: Why in hell would you do that?

Person A: I Do It For The Lols.
by NastyGingerKid January 20, 2011
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dirty lol

When you preform an act so dirty or vile but you think it is funny anyway to the point that you have to laugh out loud
I fucked my girlfriend in the ass and then came home and got a blowjob from my wife. It was so crazy that I had to bust out with a dirty LOL
by snizzlewizzle September 21, 2016
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LOL MEAL

Synergy of food-based lol-slang when one constituent alone will not suffice. The meal's courses may be stated after the umbrella term is used to provide further detail and emphasise the lolness. Used in exceptionally hilarious circumstances only.
Charles: Get this, I managed to buy some REALLY nice chocolate in the pharmacy when I was picking up my prescription, earlier. Who'd have thought they'd sell unhealthy shit in there, eh? I've eaten a whole fucking bar of the stuff, it's great.

Timothy: What brand was it?

Charles: Er...'Choco-Lax'.

Timothy: BIG FAT LOL MEAL WITH EXTRA ROFL WAFFLES & A 32oz LMAONADE.
by Jimbob McGee December 24, 2008
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Safety LOL

The really delayed lol that people add to the end of a sentence when trying to cover their ass cause they just did something regrettable online.
The safety LOL often fails and is therefore usually followed by a JK
Guy: Hey, hot online girl wanna hang out sometime, just a little one on one time?

Hot Online Girl: ...

Guy: ... LOL, just kidding

Hot Online Girl: Nice safety lol. I almost thought you were joking for a moment, jerk *block guy*
by Fender27 November 8, 2009
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weed lol

something someone who hasn't smoked weed says
Nigga: weed lol
Nigga 2: stfu you dankrupt
by PineconeLover March 8, 2017
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Lol XD

1) Used to describe Uncontrollable laughter

2) A phrase used in a middle of an interaction or conversation, reminding the people your interacting with that you're being friendly towards them and absolutely hating them at the same time.
1) This is so funny Lol XD!

2) "Yeah, so the plans are set?"
"I guess, seems right Lol XD."
"Alright, coolio Lol XD!"
by Oisz September 13, 2017
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