Tie-lighter

The tendency of ESPN's Digger Phelps to hold a highlighter the same color as his tie, no matter what color his tie is.

Digger had the blue tie-lighter going during yesterday's UNC-Duke game on Gameday.

by Jman077 December 14, 2008

Busch light

The kind of beer every Iowan drinks. Never leave a 30 pack of Busch unattended in Iowa.

Hey wade can you grab a 30 pack of Busch light so me and the boys can go get shit faced.

by Give me a beer in the c shop October 25, 2018

Lake Erie Light House

When you take an air horn and shove it up someone's ass.

He was being a little mouthy so I gave him a Lake Erie Light House. That shut him up.

by Edwin J. Hill April 17, 2009

Dancing with the light on

Dancing with the light on, just means plain dancing or grinding

Joe: Babe, what'd you do last night?
Gya: Oh, just went dancing....
Joe: Oh my god.....
GyaL Don't worry!! We were dancing with the light on! :)

by militarybratgiaxx November 8, 2010

coors light

The best selling light beer in the USA. The Silver Bullet ROCKS!

Coors Light, The Silver Bullet!

by D0c April 10, 2006

crystal light

white people kool-aid

Person 1: "Do you want a drink? I only have white people kool-aid"
Person 2: "I thought kool-aid was white people kool-aid"
Person 1: "Nope, Crystal light is white people kool-aid"

by B Chris August 31, 2006

lighthouse

This phenomenon occurs when one is defecating in an unclean and/or unsafe environment, and does not wish to make physical contact with the toilet seat. As a result, the person performs the squat maneuver. This accomplishes two things: first, the point of exit for the stool is at a considerably higher elevation, resulting in a high entry velocity. Second, as a result of the pivot point being above the feet, the point of exit is further forward in relation to the bowl. This point of release may be so far forward such that there is no (or shallow) water directly above the asshole. If the consistency of the crap is just right, it will land and stick, remaining in an upright position. If the center of mass is directly above the area spanned by the base, the log will be in metastable static equilibrium, and will not fall down. This is commonly known as the lighthouse effect.

Note: the lighthouse is said to have weathered the storm if it remains even after the ensuing flush, such that there is no toilet paper or urine detracting from the natural beauty of the phenomenon.

-Dude, I just left a lighthouse in that bathroom!!

-Nice! Did it weather the storm?

-Yea! Come check it out!

by flapdoodle13 April 23, 2010