fat shit dick licker

when you take a shit and try to blow yourself

Zack stop being a fat shit dick licker!

by T-MONEY May 5, 2003

pussy licker

(1) One who ingraciates themselves with others when not wanted.

(2) One who sucks up to a superior.

(3) Another term for ass licker

(1) Fuck off you pussy licker

(2) John: Look at that Bob sucking up to Jane

Colin: Yer he's right pussy licker.

by magickmark September 2, 2005

Linger

To lick out and finger a chick simultaneously.

I lingered that hot girl from work last night.

by Reneee May 17, 2008

Dick Licker Jones

The worst possible insult, wins verbal slinging matches

Jimi Shut up. you are a Dick Licker Jones

by Ellbell November 11, 2005

Pant Licker

One who licks pants.

"Man that new guy is such a pant licker....... I wanna see if he's single."

by Jupi February 21, 2003

Llama Licker

A horny bastard that enjoys licking llamas sexually.

...You're such a frickin' llama licker.

by Carliann October 12, 2007

ficking linger

to state simply it is the reverse placement of the first letters in "licking finger"; can be used to trick people into believing you said something bad

person1: omg. that person is a ficking linger!
person2: ..what did you say?

by ms.cellaneous September 27, 2007