A lanky, flat chested bish who is always sarcastic. Very intelligent and always uses long words that nobody understands but everyone just nods and agrees. She will most likely be an Icelandic sheep farmer but who knows.
by DaddyHough July 29, 2017
Get the Laurenmug. Lauren Alexis she's a hot girl from the UK. She's a youtuber with over 500,00 subscribers. She's a model. She is also earning from her OnlyFans INCREDIBLE. She's dating Ethan Payne (BEHZINGA) the fat guy from the sidemen. How lucky are you Ethan my father :). by youtube Mauro Mata Tv. go subscribe to me
by SUBSCRIBE YT : Mauro Mata Tv October 27, 2020
Get the Lauren Alexismug. She flirts with other people's guys, she is a total back stabber, a follower, a band geek, tries to act like she's better than everyone, and on top of that when you need her she is not there for you... She is a REALLY BAD friend
Person: That Lauren is such a back stabber
Other person: Ikr I heard she flirts with other people's guys
Other person: Ikr I heard she flirts with other people's guys
by HoHoHo_SANTA November 25, 2015
Get the Laurenmug. A Lauren H is a mean bitch of a person on the outside, but on the inside actually seems to care, at least for the most part. Lauren H's will generally make the first move in a relationship, although they would never dare to say this out loud, instead denying it by claiming that "you added me first!" although that doesn't mean shit. Besides this, she'll make borderline evil jokes over text, confusing you as to what she means or what she wants from you. They'll have cute highlights in their hair, and make even cuter pouty faces, although they rarely like to show this side of themselves, instead simultaneously flipping you off and making a half heart in the air, making you wonder if she's genuinely bipolar (jk) or if she's just sweet in a unique way. On top of this, Lauren H's always try to act like they aren't simping, or that they don't like you, but then they'll do something to show how much they really do care, reminding you of just how much they think of you, like asking about you for a candle scent, or falling asleep on a call, or even writing a half-sarcastic urban dictionary article about you! Lauren H's make themselves genuinely open to you, and while they might have a mean front, they're genuinely too nice (and cute) for you to ever pass up. Finally, remember that if you ever find a Lauren H, you'd better try your hardest to keep her around and appreciate her, because she's bae.
by PhilCosby June 13, 2021
Get the Lauren Hmug. an Animal Crossing: New Horizons Youtuber who creates content including but not limited to tutorials, speedbuilds, and gameplay.
"Yo dude, do you watch Lauren Plays on youtube?"
"Yeah, her videos helped me decorate my island to how I like it!"
"Yeah, her videos helped me decorate my island to how I like it!"
by not_snk December 12, 2020
Get the lauren playsmug. Well if a person is named Lauren III they usually arent an unattractive person, certainly not someone you would kick out of bed. This person loves to do things with boards(primarily surfing and longboarding), always is bilingual and once was a chonga. They love to call people while their friends are taking a dump and almost always loves flowers.
"HEY MAN!!! Im taking a poop! Dont pull that Lauren III crap with me."
"Well if shes a Lauren III kind of girl, get her some flowers."
"Well if shes a Lauren III kind of girl, get her some flowers."
by im that guy14798 December 12, 2012
Get the Lauren IIImug. He is john laurens in the place to be and he is gay, beautiful and perfect. He is totally Alexander Hamilton's boyfriend. He is also dead. But he is now in heaven because he is better than you and this world didn't deserve him.
by MICHELLE0191 August 28, 2017
Get the John Laurensmug.