Landon 

He has a very small penis, and he is gay.

Oh damn, he's sucking that dudes dick, his name is probably Landon

Landon by iamgote January 24, 2020

Landin 

Very attractive, tall blonde sexy man. Penis is the size of a full grown horses, gets all the bitches with ease. Lost his virginity in 2nd grade and banged his 5th grade teacher. Of course she went to jail but thats not the point. Landin is a pimp, not a simp. He kisses the homies goodnight, and knows that its not gay to fuck the boys as long as you say no homo and wear socks.

Wow, i hooked up with Landin last night. I cant walk properly

Yeah, my homie landin was slurping me like a popsicle last night. Yes, obviously we were wearing socks.

Landin by Eatdatpussy469 May 5, 2020

Landonism 

Landonism is where we worship my little brother Landon. I showed him Montero and he danced on a small pole.

"I worship Landonism" "Me too!"

Landonism by Landonism worshiper April 30, 2021

space landing 

When a guy takes a crap in a chick's vag.

Todd & Sheri are going home so Todd can do a space landing on Sheri.

space landing by LilScubaGirl July 24, 2008

Corkscrew Landing 

A corkscrew landing (also spiral landing) is a method of penetration that is intended to minimize the risk of the man being hit by anti-aircraft fire from the ground on his way to the destination orifice. Instead of slow descent towards the hole, in a corkscrew landing the phallus is positioned at high altitude above the entry port, then descends rapidly in a spiral. The manoeuvre is typically performed by pilots of military aircraft.

Man 1: hey pal, you don’t look so hot.

Pilot: yeah I feel like shit. I botched a corkscrew landing last night and missed the landing strip.

Man 1: ouch.

Corkscrew Landing by dragonmasterman December 9, 2018

Sri-Lankan Slum Dog 

Sri-Lankan Slum dogs don't deserve rights and are just like niggers. They should be picking cotton on farms. The names Hiruna and Peiris are often definitions of this word.

You know Hiruna? He's a Sri-Lankan Slum Dog that should be dead on the side of the street.

Sri-Lankan Slum Dog by Star Car September 6, 2022

ruthie and landon

Worlds cutest couple. They are madly in love and can’t get enough of each other. Landon may ask for a kiss and get rejected but all you have to say is “I’ll tickle you.” Ruthie will then immediately kiss Landon. Ruthie is beautiful and Landon is kind to her. Together they make up the perfect couple.

Ruthie and Landon are so cute together.

ruthie and landon by BigVick10 January 31, 2019