corporate ladder

a sexual act(created by a genius who shall be known as tootoes) in which a man lies face down on the edge of a supporting object with his penis pushed downward between his legs while his partner kneels behind him and sucks it with her nose in his ass. thus sucking cock and brown nosing all at the same time... corporate ladder.

neal: hey man, what'd you do last night?

tim: i beat up them hams and made the old lady climb my corporate ladder!

by timmytootoes February 14, 2008

Laid Off

Getting "Laid Off" is similar to getting Laid,

only with neither the lubrication or the enjoyment, and penetration occurs in other than the preferred orifice. Also known as occupational sodomy.

"In part due to the occupational sodomy scheduled the following week to be inflicted upon the backbone of the company (otherwise known as the workforce); Dick and Jane threw caution to the wind and performed rectal fornication on the center of the President's Desk, thereby getting laid immediately prior to getting 'laid off', moreover; achieving the added bonus of spewing onto the company's errant balance sheet a copious amount of chocolatey chocolate chip cocksnot out of the shitty end of the fuckstick of Dick".

by jon_public November 10, 2009

Bin Laden

When you pull out and try to shoot a nut in her left eye but instead land the blow just above it.

I tried to nut in that bitches eye but instead caught her with a Bin Laden.

by ovaltine116 May 27, 2011

LadiesMan

someone who gets pussy from more at least 2 different girls in a week, who happen to be best friends

i myself acomplished this feat with amber and michelle in the same 6 days

by Chris October 13, 2003

laid out

Having lounged around in the sun in a bikini all day for the sole purpose of getting a tan. Activity is usually accompanied by margaritas and is done poolside or at a beach. A favorite pastime of females in warm climates or on vacation.

Guy: What'd you do today?
Girl: Aww, nothing. Just hung around by the pool and laid out.

by beeuuutiful May 24, 2008

ladies

when a guy refers to more than one nice looking girl. Especially girls he knows well.

you ladies ever blown your o-ring while taking a duese

by hearts May 13, 2005

Borrowed Ladder

Derived from the movie Gattaca. Someone who comes from a lower class or disadvantaged background and through perseverance and perhaps some deception becomes a member of a higher class or a more desirable section of society.

Everyone at the office thinks Alex grew up rich like us, but he's a borrowed ladder - grew up in a trailer park.

by wholesum1 June 3, 2013