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Kim Jong Tune

A song so lit the masses submit to it unconditionally. Individuals of all music tastes have no choice but to adore its fat, wobbling rhythms. To criticise a Kim Jong Tune is a serious cultural heresy.

That fire drops like a nuclear bomb.
Back in the summer of 2015 I told people I didn’t like “Lean On”. The ensuing social ostracism I endured helped me understand that the song was in fact a Kim Jong Tune.
by daltonjfk September 23, 2019
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Woobiehn Theodore Kim

Professional model, voted Time Magazine's sexiest man of the year for three years in a row, 2005, 2006, and 2007. He is most know for the invention of the teddy bear, based off a self-portrait taken in 1996. Competes in professional beauty pageants and has won 17 to date. This is mainly due to his extreme facial expressions and his trademark speedo, which he orders one size to small to show off his junk. He is Asian.
Man, I wish i was as sexy as Woobiehn Theodore Kim!
by Smith, D. March 17, 2008
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Kim Jong Il

With his trademark bouffant hairdo, designer sunglasses, and tan tracksuit, "Dear Leader" Kim Jong Il, is the quinessential mad dictator. Ruling over the impoverished and isolated nation of North Korea, Kim Jong Il has been responsible for the mass starvation, torture, and opression of millions of people. He has also perpetrated an insane personality cult centering around him and his late father Kim Il Sung. The dictator has also taken an interest in nuclear weaponry and acts of state sponsored terrorism.
Kim Jong Il drinks imported cognac and dines on fresh lobster while his people eat grass off the hillsides.
by C May 11, 2004
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Kim Jong Un

Someone who never lets anyone have their own personal opinion.
by Mr. Awesome II August 14, 2015
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kim il sung

A god of the kingdom of Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea. He fucked a woman really hard to create a thing called Kim Jong Il. His face is often put up to symbolize his fucking creation of a fucked nation.
Kim Jong Il Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea kim il sung
by happyjonny December 18, 2013
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kim jong il

A small (5 foot 2 inches) Korean with a very small penis and hairy back. Has a ridiculous balding hairdo which looks like someone threw a wig in a cotton candy machine and glued the mess to his head, smells of old socks and has the fashion sense of a blind autistic child. Also cannot spek Engrish good.

Leader of a cruddy subcountry known as North Korea which houses a few half-assed nuclear weapons and a lot of starving gooks.
Kim Jong Il: I am cool
Dude: You are short, grow away
by Young Reezie January 24, 2008
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Kim Jong Un

A fatass who rules a mf country
by Nba raptors September 21, 2018
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