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hi kids

Used as a creepy way to greet kids if your a hobo or creep
(Hobo) hi kids!!!
(Kids) mommy!!!
(Hobo) I like where this is going hehe
by Epictailz January 24, 2017
mugGet the hi kidsmug.

pickup kid

a person who takes drugs and moves them to the appropriate place at the right time.
niggas used to call me the pickup kid- young jeezy brown paper bags
by trueshinjuku March 5, 2009
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merch kids

Kids that only wear merch from some alternative concert they went to over the previous weekend. Most of the time they are just fangirls or fanboys. They think that their taste in music is better than everyone's else or they want to seem "unique" by wearing merch. Not always scene kids, most of the time they're just douches that think they are cool.

However, sometimes they are actually very nice people that accept all forms of music and wear merch to say "I like this band, if you don't that's cool with me."
I walked into some merch kid at the mall the other day, she was wearing a "Sing It Loud" shirt and a bracelet that said "The Maine". She saw that I was wearing a Iron Maiden shirt and I expected to be attacked with criticism but instead she actually complemented my taste in music and kept walking. Maybe some merch kids really aren't that bad.
by ThatNiceMerchKid September 7, 2009
mugGet the merch kidsmug.

bart kid

a kid who posts sad bart simpson edits on his snapchat story after breaking up with his girlfriend of two days, wears champion hoodies and sweat pants and probably has a perm, always has airpods in and listens to xxxtentacles and juice world. he also tries to act cool by acting not wearing his mask and blaring juice in his airpods during class. probably a trump supporter.
sam: do you see that kid over there wearing the black champion hoodie with the hood up walking with 100 girls blasting x?

jeff: yeah

sam: he’s a bart kid
by lily_sky44 October 17, 2020
mugGet the bart kidmug.

Kid Goo

The residue left behind by kids. Many times this residue is visible to the human eye but sometimes is not. The seemingly random breaking and deterioration of objects is often a side effect of kid goo.
My car is full of kid goo! No wonder the back windows don't work any more.
by boarderjunkie1 October 10, 2010
mugGet the Kid Goomug.

M Kid

A small child or a teenager who's balls haven't dropped yet. These kids have very high pitched voices, yell alot and agitate everybody wearing a mic. They usualy hear them playing Call of Duty, (not Halo 3 cause every kid on that game have high pitched voices), Gears of War and Nazi Zombies that fall into it's own category(this is where the 'M' in 'M Kids' comes from, the games they play). They are as annoying as kids who don't cover their mouths when they sneeze or cough.
M Kid: I just got the PPSH!
Annoyed kid: Dude I don't give a shit
M Kid: It's such a great gun against zombies!
Annoyed kid: Shut up
M Kid: Ooo I just shot his arms off then I knifed him!
Annoyed kid: Shut Up!
M Kid: I sent you a friend invite to you!
Annoyed kid: I don't give a shit what you did!
by Annoyed Kid 3227 November 25, 2009
mugGet the M Kidmug.

Scooter kid

Ava Thorington’s energy
Oh ava? Isn’t the the scooter kid??
by Sterlinthius April 19, 2020
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