Shoulder Junk

When an individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face region.

Phil's balls are all over Mikey's chest, that's one hell of a shoulder junk.

by Ray Albright August 27, 2007

junk

n. - ghetto slang refering to someone's car or car stereo system.

..that new Short Dog had my junk knockin' the gold outta nigga's grill...

by Andy Mack July 15, 2005

Jankster

(noun)
1. A person who is dirty, smelly, sloppy, disgusting, etc.
2. A dirty man on the street who "hollers" at you as you're walking by.

A jankster is any person who can proudly say "I haven't showered in a week and a half!"

by the pseudo bird August 24, 2008

Crunk Junk

Crunk Junk is a phrase used to describe the things (drugs, alcohol) that get you crunk (messed up).

JOHNNY: Hey home boy what kinda crunk junk you got tonight?
TJ: Shit, I got some weed and i got a couple of 40's.
JOHNNY: Helll yaaa!!

by Johnny S. October 30, 2005

junk

an act of sexual gratification, usually referring to aggressive and impulsive petting, manual, or oral sex

I got the junk last night!

Dude, get the junk!

Did she give you the junk?

by Shlongibong Bigdicksexitch April 24, 2005

junk in the trunk

Gay slang for depositing semen in someone's ass during unprotected (bareback) sex.

Dude! I was in the sling at Ft. Troff and this really hot guy was pounding! When he finished, he left his junk in the trunk, and there was a puddle on the floor!

by Markus Dastardly June 24, 2006

Junkass

1. (n) A highly flatulent individual.
2. (adj.) To be adamently flatulent.

1. Leave the room, ya smelly junkass!
2. He's junkassed after drinking all that peach juice.

by Canadabananamanager May 28, 2003