Jonathin

A guy who sticks his dick in maple trees to forget how fucked up the spelling of his name is.

Brenden: See that dude fucking that tree over there?
Lucas: Yeah, he's being a total Jonathin right now.

by Lewlife August 4, 2016

Nick Jonas

Human perfection, a Sex God, has a beautiful voice...unfortunatly wears a purity ring.

Nick Jonas's chain is off the mother..

by flalallalalalaalalla August 14, 2007

Joe Jonas

also known as Joseph Adam Jonas of the Jonas Brothers.
He is the second of four children (Kevin, Nick, and Frankie), and is extremely telented.

He's part of the very successful band The Jonas Brothers,
which beside common belief, is not a band signed to Disney.
They are just affiliates.

Nicknames:Joe, DJ Dangaa, Joe Dirt, Superman

Joe Jonas is the epitome of sexy.

by a person you dont know January 12, 2008

Oh my jonas

An act of expressing surprise, angst or amusement, without using God's name in vain, whilst also utilising the name "Jonas" from the Jonas Brothers, a popular band in America

Laura - Hey, did you see that dress yesterday from Saks, wasn't it gorgeous
Ashley - Oh my Jonas, i know, it was a really good colour as well

by Jalilalalalalal May 12, 2008

Jonathan-David

A sexual act involving highly dextrous activity.

A woman who always talked openly about her promiscuity was approached by an old friend one day. The friend inquired as to what her ideal sexual encounter is. Upon answering with simply "A Jonathan-David," the friend asked her to elaborate. So she says in response, "If I'm not tied down, being choked, having my hair pulled, bent over, leg over one shoulder, with a little toe in my asshole, it's not a Jonathan-David night!"

by TheOriginalJ-D January 22, 2013

jonathicc

Fatter then a blue whale funnier then Huberts dumbass and loves saying nigger

I wanna be a jonathicc

by Ysothicc October 28, 2017

Jonathan

Jonathan may catch you with his charms and make you feel safe and you can love him and such. Unfortunately some of then will only want you for your body. If you are in school for example and break up with him he will move on, if you break up with him in the summer he will be "heart broken" Because his hoe self can't get another girl. This only goes out to some not all.

Wow Jonathan is such a hoe.
But he is cute.

by Gum_Shot June 13, 2018