Jonah

a kid who's ugly and nobody likes him because of that.

Ya, that kid is probably a Jonah.

by rachelz May 17, 2018

Jonas Funnel

A Jonas Funnel is where you place a satellite dish around your neck like used on dogs. Then you have people jack off into the dish like a bukkake. The dish causes all the semen to flow down towards your face and head.

I was watching this crazy japanese porn last night and they were doing a bukakke but then they took it to the next level with a Jonas Funnel.

by TheRealSuperAIDS July 17, 2009

jonah fat butler

some one thats soooooo fat that they need to put butter on there hips to make it through the door. .. they also enjoy collecting shit tequila and they think there cool about everything...also they buy things that they think they can sell but it never really works out... p.s. they have a brother named jensen who has falling-down syndrome

holy shit! theres a jonah fat butler!!!!

by dickcheck12345 October 20, 2010

janajha

Janajha is very nice, freaky, pretty, and has a great sense in style. She is a wonderful girl and would spend their last penny on you if you asked. Anyone would be lucky to have her because she will give you all the love and loyalty you deserve. Don’t get on her bad side though because she does voice her opinion and will act like she doesn’t care for you,
even though she deeps down has a mad obsession for you.

Boy: hey did you see janajha

other boy: yeah she was looking good today

by ty smith April 8, 2018

jonaki

a amazing guy who always puts himself after others, he is super cute and loving and catches the attention of a lot of girl even though he is already taken, he downs himself and doesn't truly see how amazing he really is. Has the biggest heart and no one cares more than he does.

Jonaki is amazing, he is the sweetest person i know.

by baby.gurlll August 1, 2018

Jonah

A long-established expression among sailors uses the term, "Jonah", to mean a sailor or a passenger whose presence on board brings bad luck and endangers the ship. The meaning is based on the Biblical prophet Jonah. Later, this meaning was extended to mean, "a person who carries a jinx, one who will bring bad luck to any enterprise."

Every time Bob comes climbing with us someone gets hurt; the man is a Jonah.

by Benjamin Driscoll September 7, 2019

jonah

a guy who's hot and loyal

he's such a Jonah

by jonah marais is beautiful December 1, 2019