Courtney Johnson

Upbeat, Outgoing and well mannered. Courtney does not like being called a skank by Wayne Klassen. Though he is just kidding. She still kicks his posterior.

"Hey Courtney you're so fine, you're so fine, you blow my mind, hey Courtney!"
(that's the way the song really goes)
"What's that? A Toster Party, I'm there Court!"

by la léona January 10, 2005

Johnson(s)

n: A generic word for almost any person place or thing.

1.: He passed me that johnson that was over there.

2.: Yo dawg, pass me the johnsons.

by jimbo23 August 25, 2005

Kali Johnson

A blonde headed girl with blue eyes that make you melt every time you look into them. A really sweet and loving girl who will never EVER disappoint you in anyway! A girl who is really good at sex and has a perfect set of breasts! She is someone who will love you to the moon and back and loves really tight hugs along with a gentle kiss. Kali will make you feel like you are the happiest guy in the world if you date her. She is one of the most beautiful girls I know and guys should do anything for a Kali in there life!

Guy: "Hey guess who I'm dating?!"

Guy 2: "Kali Johnson?"

Guy: "YEAH! :D''

Guy 2: "DUDE, you're so lucky!"

by iAJMx November 05, 2013

Liz Johnson

Liz Johnson, born May 2, 1974, is a professional bowler and slang for rising to perfection after tragedy. In an emotional event, the first professional sporting event to resume after the attacks, Johnson bowled the third televised perfect 300 game in PWBA history on her way to winning the Paula Carter Classic. To want a Liz Johnson is to want to turn around and overcome. She currently works at a Macy's Store in Toledo, Ohio.

Eric: "I totally blew it with the head cheerleader."

Mike: "No problem man, just take a Liz Johnson."

Eric: "I want a Liz Johnson?"

Mike: "Yeah you'll take a Liz Johnson."

by Sprinter123 November 11, 2009

Max Johnson

Dumb fucking cunt who hits people for no reason and motor boats people and is also a general nonce

He is such a max Johnson

by Shady groves left toe December 24, 2019

Nathan Johnson

Looks like Ed

Looks at that Nathan johnson

by PartyDan November 27, 2018

Ryan Johnson

A super sweet and funny Ginger, he looks silly and dumb from far away but actually really funny, cute and Hot and the same time! He doesn't like hoes and he is so sweet and doesn't befriend girls often if he does your lucky

Hoe : I like Ryan Johnson

His friend : Don't, he's too good for your dumb ass

by D. emon M.aster May 22, 2019