michael jordan jeans

Loose, poorly fitting bad jeans often with questionable tears and or wear on them like Michael Jordan is often seen wearing.
A popular meme going around states: Men be whoring around in the best years of their life, then they come back years later with receding hairlines, erectile dysfunction and Michael Jordan jeans and expect women to take them back.
by Chas Higgs May 01, 2022
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American Eagle Jeans

Jeans worn by gays and bi-sexuals normally named Joshua
You look like such a Joshua in those American Eagle Jeans
by giant kkk eater March 04, 2022
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Crotch/Jean Erosion

After having wearing an article of clothing that could be either your jeans or underwear that is too close to your crotch on a sweaty day, the fabric begins to wear out, thus creating an effect of erosion
Dude, this summer had crotch/jean erosion almost every day...
by iHazNinjaSkills May 05, 2009
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Jean Carlos Ordonez

A very strange kid who is a senior at mcclancy. He likes to rap to Tay-K and YBN Nahmir. His favorite sport is soccer and he likes to touch young men. He hates when he gets back-locked but overall hes a pretty good person.
Yo that kid is such a Jean Carlos Ordonez.
by Mcclancystudent@18 October 19, 2018
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Hot Mom Jeans

The jeans/pants (typically skin tight) hot moms wear that are either fringed, hemmed, or cuffed a few inches above the ankle, and frequently worn with angle boots.
Gee dang, look at the Hot Mom Jeans (HMJ’s) Stacy’s mom is wearing!
by trice1996 February 24, 2022
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balls out jeans

when your balls are sweating and you cut a hole in you jens and pull yourr balls out.
oh my god its hot today so I wore my balls out jeans
by cocky doocky April 17, 2010
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True Religion Jeans

Gaudy, shit quality jeans that everyone seems to like and wear, in absolute defiance of common sense and style. Has disgusting stitching and back pocket designs.
Those True Religion Jeans look retarded! Why would you want them when you could get some Studio D'Artisans, Dior Homme, or APCs?
by DukeOfOrange May 07, 2009
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