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Jason Statham

An English actor. He is in Snatch, Fast and Furious and other movies.
by Bees Wasps March 31, 2021
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Jasoning Yourself

"Jasoning Yourself" is when you have an idea on how to improve something or a process and you make a suggestion to a group of people. Then, because of your suggestion, you're asked to do the thing you suggested.
"Bob, I think while on the trip we should go float the river." "Jack, that's a great idea! Why don't you look into setting that up. Thanks for Jasoning yourself!"
by kramer1354 April 26, 2021
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Jason Healy

Jason Healys are upstanding guys and usually have manners, they will be there when needed and understand your problems. They are good at sports and good fun after the match, they can lose their temper very quickly and when fighting usually go for the neck.
Me: Did you see Jason Healy at the match
Trey: No, know is he
Me: He's that fella over there
Trey: Ok, ill go say hello
Me: Actually, you should stay away from him
by jonzh October 18, 2019
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Jason Kendrick

A Native American redneck that was somewhere in the background of the 1983 movie Yellowbeard. A Jason Kendrick can be found hiding behind, or climbing, a tree with a bud light in his hand and a tomahawk in the other screaming “I ain’t had this much fun since the hogs ate my brother!”

A Jason Kendrick is a very unique and entertaining creature to witness in its natural habitat. To lure a Jason Kendrick in you can use very specific calls such as the sound of a motorcycle, a beer can opening, or someone yelling “you don’t touch me there you’re not my father!”
I saw a JASON KENDRICK today, now I will never be the same again.
by Misfitz13 July 17, 2022
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Jason Momoa

A sexy ass guy who plays aqua man and that guys whos name I can’t remember in game of thrones.
Dang, watching justice league and game of thrones with Jason momoa is like porn to me.
by LizaLover November 27, 2017
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Jason Derulo

Michael Jackson wannabe/clone.

Chris Brown wannabe/clone. (lol)

After Chris Brown "died" (lol), they tried to replace him with Jason Derulo and then Justin Bieber. He dances and kinda looks like Chris Brown.
Person: Chris Brown's career is over, let's find another Michael Jackson clone!

Person 2: Jason Derulo looks like him. Let's take advantage of Chris Brown's death and cash in.

Me: Oh no, another Michael Jackson wannabe! When will it end?
by spiderkarnage July 25, 2011
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jason luv

jason luv is my husband and if you see him , you would want his long cock
“woah is that jason luv over there
“yeah, why”
“i really want his cock”
by kay_gurl38 April 15, 2020
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