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Beef Gardener

One who performs oral sex. Typically on a female. Cunnilingus or Fellatio.
Dave was a Beef Gardener.
Gillian didn't care cause she wasn't getting any of that.

Gillian used to be a Beef Gardener until she advanced and grew a beef garden of her own.
Dave was hardcore butthurt because he wasn't getting any of that.
by bogosuperelf June 29, 2020
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Guerrilla Gardening

Planting edible plants in spaces designated for shrubbery and otherwise useless foilage. Apartment complex gardens, public parks, and golf courses are excellent targets.
Anywhere nature is being forced to "look pretty" rather than be useful is a good place for some Guerrilla Gardening.

I got sick of seeing nature constrained to human aesthetics so late last night I went out guerrilla gardening.

Guerrilla gardeners plant crops anywhere hedges are groomed or where inedible plants are contained in zones.
by BossJ August 2, 2020
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Retiring to the garden

Something a middle class English woman will say when about to go to the garden to smoke a cigarette.
M: Jimmy, darling, I'm retiring to the garden for a moment. Will you be joining me?

J: That would be marvelous, mother! Shall I put the kettle on?
by Flokiko August 4, 2020
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Absolute Garden Gnome

That one guy who eats all your food in your fridge with his pants off.
He wack, but he yo homie. you get mad at him but you get over it.
He comes out as gay but he's still your little horny elf.
he sends you dick pics but you still love him.
"You mother fucking absolute garden gnome i hate you come here and suck my dick"
by a3sw4ed5rftijkoplkijuhygtfrdfy October 22, 2020
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Garden Boy

Gardens are peaceful places to go to, but what if you had a hand to help you. Garden Boy is a great approach to go to. They even give you free clips of the garden and furry porn! So realistic and slightly graphic with very nice shades of color. As you walk with the garden boy into the garden you feel a spray of cum on you face. Garden Boys can be very handy indeed!
Garden Boys are gay ass fucks:))
by Fred Brown:)) October 27, 2020
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garden state milkshake

To drink the breastmilk of a New Jersey stripper
My bro almost ended up getting a Garden state milkshake in Atlantic City.
by Slootmaster November 2, 2020
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