tiresome text

when the government makes you text message more than e-mail so you can't save all of your records

The tiresome text left a lot of people at a loss with their intellectual property.

by Coop Dupe December 10, 2019

Text-lexia

To incorrectly spell a word or multiple words in a text message, thus creating mass confusion.

*Cindy sends a text to Amy* "He's a ham! xD" Amy replies, "Ikr Lmo Cindxu." "What!?" "Sorry Cindy I have text-lexia."

by zjb95 January 3, 2011

texted out

when you are texting someone and someone else is talking and you listen for a short moment before you get involved in a text and forget what their talking about

P1: Hey you wana hear a story?
P2: (while texting) Yea, sure
P1: Ok, so last night i was dancing and.....
P2: Just stop, im texted out

by Peter Grochal June 16, 2008

Joel text

Mythical, non existent

She thought he was gonna propose, but the proposal was Joel text.

by KyleD1972 March 3, 2021

texting window

The time frame in which you text someone after first meeting them. Texting someone too quickly after getting the number comes off too eager, and texting someone too long after shows you aren't into it. One to two days after the initial number giving is an acceptable window in which to make contact.

Man I met this hot chick at a party but I want to respect the texting window so she don't think I'm too into it. You know?

Or

Yea I met this guy and things seemed really great. But it's been three days and that's past the acceptable texting window time frame so he's obviously not feeling it.

by Pseudomaster December 23, 2014

Text Palpitation

Noun: Occurs when you're browsing on your phone at night, holding it in close proximity to your face, usually laying in bed- and a next message notifier / banner comes through and scares the living shit out of you, your heart skips a beat and you've had a text palpitation.

Jesus man, that message gave me a text palpitation.

by Rebecca Marco May 26, 2014

Text alarm

When you are extremly tired, but want to still carry out a text conversation with someone who takes a while to respond. so you take a nap, but set your phone to vibrate and put it next to your pillow to wake you when the other person responds.

I was so tired, but still wanted to talk to Chelsea. So I took a power nap and set my text alarm,

by pomboricus May 27, 2011