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horny reptile

A gaymer who can't go 5 seconds without making a sexual joke and preying on new gays.
I'm looking for daddies cummies, do you have any?
Shut-up Tyler, you horny reptile.
by Horny Reptile August 31, 2018
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horny dolphin

when you strap a thong around a womens face and cum all over it till it gets soaked. When she screams and crys you take out your dick and wack her all over her face till youve beat the chicken good!
bob preformed a horny dolphin on Jessica last night .

SAMs horny dolphin made Layla call 911 threatining to bring out the Matanga and cut his dick off.
by mrham4444 April 11, 2014
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Snail Horny

The state of being so horny that you want to have sex with someone so hard that you become a single entity, like some snails do when mating
A: How horny are you right now?
B: Fuck, at this point I’m snail horny
by 4Chump March 20, 2021
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Horny Wholesome

When a person is Wholesome but gets Horny from being wholesome
Man 1: Man the bible gets me so hard but I must resist.

Man 2: Jesus, you must be Horny Wholesome
by The Horny Bible February 23, 2021
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Horny Maker

Someone Especially if their name is (Dale) who can make you super horny . The word horny maker is to be used in a high pitched voice preferably yelling it "HORNY MAKER!!!"
by Drooke11 February 9, 2021
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Dessert Horny

When you have an unsensational desire to consume desserts.
Guy: What's on the menu?
Gal: Cheesecake, Creme brûlée, chocolate lava cake, ice cream...
Guy: You made me so dessert horny
by RonaldPornStache October 15, 2015
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Horny Flares

When you get aroused for no reason often than usual.
Doctor: Are you sexually active?

Guy: Does horny flares count?
by fueledbysperm December 30, 2021
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