Greedy Little Weed Hog 

One who tries to deceive his friends into allowing him to take another hit, an incredibly selfish stoner, one who invents new "rules" that allow him to take two hits in a row, an evil Ganja consuming critter that craves and needs THC in order to survive

John: "Oh my God dude you are such a Greedy little weed hog!"
Will: "No man its totally my turn because that last hit didn't count because i was on the phone"
John: "Whatever dude you're still a greedy little weed hog!"

Greedy Little Weed Hog by SicEm March 28, 2009

healthy hog 

A big old dong, penis, willy, wanka.

why dont you boys come on in here and wip out your healthy hogs!

healthy hog by eekfool August 12, 2006

going full hog 

When engaged in intercourse you take out all the stops and give it all you've got.

"Took this chick home last night, I was going full hog on her"

going full hog by The Stayke Experience May 2, 2006

Filipino Box Spring Hog 

1. The fourteenth song on Tom Waits' 1999 album, Mule Variations.

2. A term for any strange or disgusting new food. If you can't figure out a food's name or ingredients, you may call it this.

Rattle snake piccata with grapes and figs
Old brown Betty with a yellow wig
Tain't the mince meat filagree
And it ain't the turkey neck stew
And it ain't them bruleed okra seeds
Though she made them especially for you
Worse won a prize for her bottom black pie
The beans got thrown to the dogs
Jaheseus Christ, I can always make room
Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog

Filipino Box Spring Hog by Frank Rider August 22, 2009

root hog 

A term used by mentally unstable football coaches to describe how an offensive lineman should block a linebacker when it is unclear whether to log him in or kick him out.

Player: Coach, should i block that linebacker in or out?

Coach: You're gonna have to root hog him.

root hog by Johnny Pancake October 6, 2010

Worthless as two tits on a bore hog 

Something worthless or has no value.

Cramer: Look at this car mom.
Mom: It's a ford, its as Worthless as two tits on a bore hog!
Cramer: your right, I'll stick with Chevy's!

Worthless as two tits on a bore hog by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010

Argentinean Hog Catcher 

Whilst having anal sex doggy style, the male ejaculates into the anus of the female. At the moment of climax the female poops and the male catches the poop before it hits the ground.

Hey man make sure you put plastic on your bed before attempting the the Argentinean hog catcher.

Argentinean Hog Catcher by jewfro691 July 9, 2011